Doc ..... Congrats! (Invention recognition)

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Doc Tinker was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred

young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose jobs were

to fertilize the eggs. Doc kept records, and any rooster or pullet that

didn't perform well went into the pot, and was replaced. That took an awful

lot of time, so Doc got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by

listening to the bells.



Doc's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he

was too, only his bell had not rung all morning! Doc went to investigate.

Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! BUT-Brewster had

his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his

job and walk on to the next one. Doc was so proud of Brewster that he

entered him in the Fayette County fair.



Brewster was an overnight sensation!!



The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize; he was

also given the Pulletsurprise

 

[Shovelhead]

:-laf

 

[lschultz]

As the days go by more and more and more and more and more truth is coming out about Doc. Now we know the rest of the story-well sort of

 

[SOOT]

Sometimes I sure wonder about some of the members

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Yes and he is taking pills for it too

 

[Hammer]

One would only have to wonder if this is the side effects Toolman is having now after coming down off the healthy dose of drugs they used to sedate him when he recently had his teeth B. O. M. Bed... ... . Andy

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Andy good point. They safely patched the hole in my upper wisdom teeth so no more wisdom is leaking out Oo. Just i wonder how long before I replenish what I have lost?

 

[Hammer]

Wisdom is a leaking out,eh Toolman...

Now I know the real reason you could not find your way down to be in PA with us. It would have created a VERRRYYYYYY large hazmat spill and a lengthy cleanup that would have snarled traffic even worse up there than it usually is... ... . Andy

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Yeah go figure, between leaking wisdom , Lift pump dying and ex Oil leak, that could have been ugly ... ... . possibly even stupifying on my behalf uuuuuuuuuuugglllliiiiieeee.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Well Doc since yer back...

TTT