Does anyone have a funny bone?

[Whitmore]

This place has been a drag for a couple weeks, where is you at man? Seams that the only one's with a funny bone tonight is MMclain, Shovelhead , Doc and me ... ... ..... course I am nuts so does that count ?

 

[Jeff H]

Say this one at work.

Did you know that the speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound? Is that why some people look so bright until they speak? :-{}

 

[fest3er]

Let's rename this "The art of small talk"

Originally posted by Jeff H
Say this one at work.
Did you know that the speed of light travels faster than the speed of sound? Is that why some people look so bright until they speak? :-{}

Oh, yes. And did *you* know that a New York second is the time between a traffic light turning green and the cabby honking his horn to get the driver in front of him moving?

Fest3er

 

[Scot]

You know why a dog licks you in the face?



To get that butt taste out of his mouth.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Remember

Plagerism is prohibited,



Derive carefully.

 

[Whitmore]

OH NO FELLAS

It seams that some members are getting there panties in a twist It seams they have no funny bone



If you take the humer out of me I just as well get boring too :{



I think that laughter is the best medicine... ... ..... some dudes need medicated

 

[wcaldwell]

Whitmore,



Let's keep laughing. Here's a cleaned up version of a joke that was sent to me this morning:



I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a 'pencil necked nazi'.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires.

So I told him he was nothing more than a pile of horse crap.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I really didn't give a darn.





My car was parked around the corner.