dog humor

[dmurdock]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT

BULB?





Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got

our whole lives

ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a

stupid burned out

bulb?



Border Collie:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's

not up to code.



Dachshund:

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



Rottweiler:

Make me.



Lab:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light

bulb! Can I? Can

I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?



Newfoundland:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me

while he's busy.



Jack Russell Terrier:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

walls and furniture.



Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and

he'll do it. By the

time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails

will be dry.



Cocker Spaniel

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in

the dark.



Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.



Irish Setter:

Huh?



Boxer:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys

in the dark... ...



Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.



Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.



Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this

hangover.....



Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right

there... .



Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?



Australian Shepherd:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little

circle... .



Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light

bulb?



Hound Dog:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

 

[Bigsaint]

DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You left out the Saints, but I'll help ya



First Saint looks at second Saint



RHATS RA RIGHT RULB ????? Followed by a large pool of drool



Scott W.

 

[swamp rat]

Ya left out Wolf/Huskies- Pi$$ on it, it belongs to me and I'll fencefight anybody who argues with me! Just don't remove that chain link.

 

[Okie-Go]

Good story. Our Rat Terrier would say who cares?

 

[Shovelhead]

My miniture Pincer,(who doesn't know he's only a foot tall)





"If Ya can't eat it, or mate with it, pee on it. "