Dog Pet Peeves About humans

[JPope]

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS



1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg *******.



2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny.



3. Yelling at me for barking...

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!



4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything

while you're gone.

(Have you noticed that your toothbrush

tastes a little like cat ****?)



5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's

walk is this anyway?



6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.



7. Yelling at me for rubbing my *** on your carpet.

Why'd you buy carpet?



8. Getting upset when I sniff the ******* of your guests. Sorry but I

haven't quite mastered that handshake

thing yet... idiot.



9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,

you're just jealous.



10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.



11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

your

stuff up when you're not home.



12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far

behind schedule that puts me?



13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I

freak out everytime we go back.



14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud

moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.



15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my

knowledge,

dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem

 

[Mactruck]

:-laf :-laf :-laf I'm gonna have to show these to my dog :-laf :-laf :-laf



ROTFLMAO

 

[Shovelhead]

Thanks... ... I needed that:-laf :-laf



LMAO:-laf :-laf

 

[gatoram]

LMAO. Very Good!! My dogs had one more.



Suppertime and we're not invited?? What's with this best friend sh**

 

[milehiscott]

17. Why do you always pee in the big water bowl?

 

[illflem]

Good ones



Invisible fence story; Neighbor's dogs figured out they could lie close enough to the wire to set off the warning tone, no shock. Then they would wait for the tone to run the battery down and cruise wherever they wanted.

 

[The patriot]

Utt oh. Doc got hold of someones password. :-laf :-laf

Good ones.

Eric

 

[QRTRHRS]

We had invisable fence put in recently. I did not realize that you need to take a fair amount of time to train your dogs for about a month on using it. Just what I needed, more work! I had it run right through my barns so the dogs can come in the door but can't get to the horse stalls so that worked. (They love eating horse manure. ) But they seem to be hanging around the house like they are scared of the yard even though they have about an acre to play in.

 

[tmacc]

Yeah! What is it about horse manure? Our English Setter just loves the stuff. Likes rolling in neighbors cow pies too. Even the fresh one. UGH!!

 

[gatoram]

We have otter(s?) come up to visit our dock and are constantly leaving a "package". Our minuature Daschaund loves to eat it!! I feed him too good for that... ... :--)