Doc, ya just got me in trouble! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Trouble is, it's 11:15pm here and wife and kids were asleep until I started howling alluva sudden. I have to get one for my cat. He's a psychopath as it is. Stripes and all.
Y'll don't get me wrong... I love dogs. They're just not for me to own. I'm very independant and I don't want something as dependant as a dog depending on me for his happiness.
If someone breaks into my house and the dog eats him up, he's just as likely to eat up someones kid who comes over to visit and he thinks he's a bad guy. He might be but I'll decide that and if he needs killin, Aunt Cora sleeps right beside me and she gets real upset about folks just sonterin' through the house that don't belong there. She's loaded and ready if someone needs to be spooked at my house.