Dr. Procto

[TPCDrafting]

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by

his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:



1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before. "

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in

fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married. "

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey

Pokey... . "

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity. "

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

 

[Whitmore]

Nice one Tim, especially since I have to go to the Doc on the 12th for this... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I will see if he can write me a note like that :-laf :-laf :-laf



cheers, Kevin

 

[Doc Tinker]

A one eyed guy I work with told me that he got a colonoctomy once. While they were prepping him for the procedure, he noticed the video monitor they use to see what's up there. He say: "Oh Boy! An in-flight movie!". The female doctor wasn't too impressed, but the nurse was laughing so hard she had to leave the room.



The guy is so goofy, I'm sure it happened like he said.



Doc