Competition Drag Racing in Pittsburgh, Pa...

[ob1kobi]

Sleddy,



I would like to see that truck of yours line up againts that chichiwawa red truck of Andys, just watch where you step, cause it has a tendenancy to tinkle on itself :-laf



Ted

 

[ob1kobi]

Timmeeee



P. S. - in case you can't find one of your little mexican's to write another post for you and I don't talk to you before hand, best of luck at the Atlanta race



Ted

 

[SmokinRam]

Timmeeeee



I will admit, that is a great 60' time you have there, to bad its not a 60' race or else you would smoke me. Guess you have made enough passes in that rust bucket now that all that rust has fallen off and dropped the weight a couple hundred pounds. I know its a fast truck, and we just may see a 10 second pass out of it, as long as it doesn't fall apart at the higher speeds. I was thinking about that rhyme you made, maple grove-broke blah blah blah, then I realized, Pittsburgh kinda sounds like Sh*ts a turd which is what everybody is going to do when I walk the dog all over your legal beagle ass :-laf I heard about your jungle gym style roll cage too, and that is really great that you'll have it cause your gonna need someplace to hang your pants after your done wiping the mess out of them.



:-laf Ted

:--) WOW Tim... Are you really going to take that from someone who drives a 2 wheel drive???



I say we hang HIM from your roll cage... :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

Andy,



It's all in good fun, I am just trying to stir the pot and generate a little excitement about this race at the same time. All you 4 wheel drive twin turbo guys are ganging up on me, I have to do something. But speaking of sticking up for yourself, I have called your Red powerhouse a chiwawa TWICE now, with no responce. so I guess the shoe really does fit? :-laf



Ted

 

[SmokinRam]

Ted,



We need twin turbos to push our HEAVY 4 wheel drives down the track. Heck, with the right person behind the wheel(maybe Melissa) that truck of yours should clean all of our clocks... :-laf



Hey I am used to seeing that nice shade of green under my red truck. Not sure how nice it would blend in under your gray truck though... I guess we'll just have to wait and see for ourselves someday...

 

[ob1kobi]

Andy,



Most likely you will see it under my truck one day, especially with the head not o-ringed or anything yet, but at least you'll see it happen at the track and not in the garage without it even running LOL :-laf



Ted

 

[SmokinRam]

OUCH...



Good One Ted...



I guess you are right. Only trucks that make REAL boost truely have to be worried about head gaskets... :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

hmmm, exactly how much boost were you simiulating by squeezing the radiator hoses last time? :-laf

 

[SmokinRam]

:-laf

:-laf :-laf

:-laf :-laf :-laf



Hey even Cummins is entitled to a faulty gasket every once in a while... :-laf



Beware of those pesky tabs on the passengers side front corner... They'll get you every time...

 

[ob1kobi]

:-laf hopefully you won't have to mees with that anymore anyhow

 

[TopFuel6]

Here comes Tim with his jungle gym

Ted i'm sorry i replied this far away from the race,now all you can do is worry,not sleep,not eat,kick the hell out of your truck,beat it at the track and pray that it breaks so you don't have to show,yeah every 1. 5 60 just knocks the rust off,i probably won't need to sandblast before i paint,and if i recall correctly{ now i know i'm just a southern redneck and we's ain't 2 smart wish de's heres puters} seems like i don't recall seeing you @ the

60

330

660

1000

1320

ticket booth



were you looking for a oxygen tank to get some fresh air from chocking on my SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT



ahdeos amigos

 

[ob1kobi]

Jungle Tim,



You just make sure you have all 6 stages of nitrous set up and ready to go, cause your gonna need them. You might wanna invest in one of those blower jackets the top fuel guys run so that your head doesn't get in my way after you blow it to kingdom come.

 

[ob1kobi]

CHawk, Merv, Andy, heck even ole sleddy don't think that I have forgotten about you guys either, I am just concentrating on Jungle Tim right now. Yalls time is coming too :-laf

 

[TopFuel6]

OB1Slobi



has it come to trying to restrain me now,just came from the dugen where the beast master lives,just wanted to drain the rad and make sure its all water,YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THE SAME because 1 of us is gonna blow and i rally don't care if its me,they make new parts everyday of the week,

Now speaking of WEAK,thats whats under your hood,Scott will never have to warranty your transmission because pawpaw ain't gonna tore it up,i got some extra solenoids just lying around if you want under your hood look like a carosaul,





i'll bet the local pet shop has got some mice you can put in the turbo to see of it will boost some more



just to make it easier on your wallet, i'll supply your NOS at Pitts



Dam,i'm sorry,your in the pitts now



Muwee Buano

 

[ob1kobi]

alright Tarzan, you keep hanging from that nitrous line and swinging from bar to bar of that jungle gym cage of yours beating your chest. Theres only one thing that will get beaten at Pittsburgh, and thats you. :-laf



Oh I have been to the pet shop, I bought a turtle and named it Timmy. First thing I do when i get home everday is give it a swift kick in the ass which is what your gonna get in Pittsburgh. :-laf



I would type out that Tarzan yell, but not really sure how to spell it

Ted

 

[FastEddie0]

Oh yeah, well you all better prepare for the wrath of my secret weapon...



it's nickname is "The Silver Bullet"!!!!



and no, it's not my HPCR either...

 

[Huff N Puff]

I hate to be the one to tell you this Tim,to be" legal beagle",for Pro Street Its either twins with no nitros, or nitros with a single charger. If you are gunning for points in the Pro Street class you are probably going to have to take the bottle of,or you can run in the Modified Class. If you run Modified you'd probably win cause I dont think any one else is running in the Modified class. If you do decide to take the bottle of, it will be a heck of a 4 way race for the lead. Merv

 

[mike r]

Ed, now tell me you didn't steal my aerodynamic front bumper. It has cemental value you know, the kind that feels like you got hit with a cement block when the traffic gets annoying.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Oh man... I know all about Brew's 'Silver Bullet' - that thing runs like a recently violated primate!



I can't wait to see Kobi get dusted by a 12-valve plow truck. :-laf



Matt

 

[RabidRam]

Holy crap this is some funny stuff! :-laf



Wish I could be there but unfortunately I can't. I hope you guys have awesome weather and a great day at the track. Post results ASAP 'cause I wanna know who got the heapin' helpin' of crow.



Dave