Competition Drag Racing in Pittsburgh, Pa...

[c-hawk]

Chris, Your right, I did have the nitrous on when I ran the 12. 87, but that day the truck was only running 13. 50's on the motor and we later found that it had a blown head gasket.



You go ahead and get in that line with all the other twinkies :-laf Ass wuppins are about to go on sale.

13. 50's Wow, I didn't know your blue truck was that slow back in it's day. No need to make excuses for it. lol Well, at least now you have a much lighter truck, that is much faster. :-laf



So here is my question for ya. If you take your et's from your last run at maple grove, and your test and tune at MIR. Then average them together, please tell me what kind of et i will need to beat that.



I think i can run backwards down the track with the box off and walk away with a win against you. Heck i could have done it on foot, and i'm not even in shape any more.

:--)



LOL.

 

[ob1kobi]

ole blu was running 13. 50's when we used the nitrous, she normally ran 13. 0's so we knew somethng was wrong and figured we had nothing to lose.



As for the rest, you got me there. Not much I can say back abou that you keep it up, I got a can of wup ass with your name on it, just waitin to be opened up.



Dr. Merv, I just got a DHRA rule book in the mail tonight, its like the 4th one I have gotten this year so I figured I had best read it cause somebody was obviousley trying to tell me something. Anyhow, sorry Dr. I know you just got married weekend before last, but the honeymoons already over. Section 3 under Staging "When staging for any of the heads up catagories, both contestants must activate their pre-stage lights before either may advance into the stage beams" I know exactly what your thinkin :--) cause you dont get a week to spool those hamster wheels anymore

Hmm, I can't remember, refresh my memory for me, exactly how fast was your run with no boost this past weekend?



Later

 

[Huff N Puff]

I thought ,I'm going to stay above all this,NOT!I decided to show u'all what clean living can do,what pure #2 and some clean boost can do. You don't have to injest heavy doses of Nitros to compete. Haven't you boys learnt by now that when you use drugs you end up last. You boys are going to wake up Sunday morning,after snorting Nitros all day,wondering what the hell happened. Chris beware don't end up like Ted and Tim. Ted and Tim there is a 12 step program called NA please don't wait to hit bottom. Your concerned friend Merv

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

Is this race just for diesels? I know of a few gassers trucks that could go, kind of a grudge thing going on.

 

[SmokinRam]

Andy, are you going to run your red truck down the track? Please, do us all a favor and put just water in the system. No green stuff. It will be easier for the track officials to clean up.

Hey Chris,

If your new found power is what I think it is, you will be all familiar with that green stuff in the near future... :-laf

 

[TopFuel6]

Merv i'll attend the na meeting, just please tell me can i bring my bottle(s)? in, or do i have to leave them in the truck and run the #6 to my ass inside



First step

I TIM HELMS AM ADDICTED TO THE FAST GAS

I ONLY HAVE 1. 7 60s WITHOUT IT PLEASE HELP ME



your turn Theodore

 

[massdiesel]

Mr Helms please leave theodore alone has feelings and they could be hurt. Also Teddybear c-hawk and merv have feelings also.

 

[c-hawk]

Merv, that's hilarious. Yeah, Tim and Ted have problems. What good is all that "fast gas" if they don't even make it to the end of the track before breaking? Heck, Ted can't even get past the burnout. He's probably still using the same bottle he started the season on.



Andy, you may be right about the green stuff. Time will tell. For Pitts, would you like me to save you a spot on my tailgate as well. I realized i could just write ted's inspiring message on the side of my truck. I forgot his races only involve the starting line. I can save the tailgate for you. (If anyone has some ideas about how to keep the slower trucks interested in racing heads up, let me know. ) :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

Dr. Merv, its about time you stuck up for yourself, it only took some 60 odd posts for us to wear you down. Funny you mention the clean living thing cause I was cleaning out the garage today and had one of those dejavu moments. I was just returning from a cold refreshing beverage and stopped to observe the mess I had created and try to figure out just how was I going to straighten it all out. I took a few steps back and as I looked around I saw some PVC pipe laying back in one corner, a couple roles of wire thrown about here and there, a few fans hanging off to the one side, a few more fans hanging off to the other, and some insulation hanging down from the ceiling. I thought to myself, this is freaking weird, I could swear I have seen all this before, then it hit me..... It was when I was looking under you hood the last time :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

OHHHhhh I see how it is now, Merv and Chris want to team up on Ted and Timmmmmy is that it? Tell you girls what, why don't we all put some money in a pot, and take the average times from all of the passes we make. Winning team will be the ones with the fastest average times from all the passes made. You girls game?

 

[ob1kobi]

Proctologist Tim,



At Pittsburgh, the only thing in that ass of yours will be my foot after I am done kicking it all up and down the 1320 :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

Hmmm grudge match racing against the gassers... . that could be interesting.

 

[TopFuel6]

i'm with you theo,12. 14 & 12. 15 back to back and hated every minute of it, but if its for cash, lets race

 

[c-hawk]

OHHHhhh I see how it is now, Merv and Chris want to team up on Ted and Timmmmmy is that it? Tell you girls what, why don't we all put some money in a pot, and take the average times from all of the passes we make. Winning team will be the ones with the fastest average times from all the passes made. You girls game?

Ted, why are you so anxious to make an individual sport a team sport. Lets think about this example: Tim - 11. 00, Ted (how do you average not making it down the track?) can't go in as a zero. That would make your average a 5. 50. How's that going to work? How bout, you try to beat me down the track? Let Tim worry bout himself. Interesting idea isn't it.







Chris

 

[ob1kobi]

Oh Chrissy. I don't need Timmy super fly snuka on my side, We can make it an individual sport then, all trucks run legal and fastest ET of the day gets the pot. Whatcha say?

 

[TopFuel6]

I Got This

 

[c-hawk]

Ted, sure I'm game.



Even if i don't win, it will be fun to watch your money go to someone else.



"Timmy super fly snuka" LMAO I can't believe you pulled that out.



I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully there will be more people there then just us 4 or so big mouths.



Chris



P. S. Which lane do you want? Got to make sure i get that message on the side of the truck you can see.

 

[mike r]

I'm gonna risk hurting myself to see this but I'm not gonna miss this one! :-laf

 

[massdiesel]

Whoooooooooooooooooooo Their is a pot how much sally girls putting in we gonna make a shootout for it after the event is done one run can get the cash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fastest et. Nobody's foot in anyone's ass

 

[TopFuel6]

I'll have to ask my mexicans Tedword, but i think i can pitch in $ 500 and not lose any sleep, come on ladies, put up or shut up,its just for fun,and maybe alot of cash, i'll buy yaws dinner with it



Sweet dreams yous guys



1 new turbo

1 new transmission

1 new cage

1 new bottle to keep the other company

1 new set of jectors

? new solenoids