Competition Drag Racing in Pittsburgh, Pa...

[MADDOG2]

You guys are having way to much fun, so I am thinking I should jump in the truck and head your way.

 

[Huff N Puff]

:-laf

Dr. Merv, its about time you stuck up for yourself, it only took some 60 odd posts for us to wear you down. Funny you mention the clean living thing cause I was cleaning out the garage today and had one of those dejavu moments. I was just returning from a cold refreshing beverage and stopped to observe the mess I had created and try to figure out just how was I going to straighten it all out. I took a few steps back and as I looked around I saw some PVC pipe laying back in one corner, a couple roles of wire thrown about here and there, a few fans hanging off to the one side, a few more fans hanging off to the other, and some insulation hanging down from the ceiling. I thought to myself, this is freaking weird, I could swear I have seen all this before, then it hit me..... It was when I was looking under you hood the last time :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

Hey Ted, wake up,you're having a bad dream, you're all by yourself,You're approaching the staging lane your truck starts spewing transmission fluid,and Merv's mess of a truck heaped with plumbing and wiring is leaving you behind AGAIN!!!. ,your truck won't move,you're asking yourself is this a nightmare?No this cant be. This is dejavu. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

You guys are having way to much fun, so I am thinking I should jump in the truck and head your way.

Ah, quit teasing us... .





So, Merv, are you gonna have ANY competition for this one or is it gonna be just another walk in the park ?

 

[TopFuel6]

Mr. Richard, I would enjoy racing you in the finals, I need some competition

 

[Huff N Puff]

If I had my way,it will be a walk in the park,but from the sounds of the competion it will truely be an interesting day. Merv

 

[ob1kobi]

The day was cold, an erie kind of cold, but nevertheless they all gathered. Suddenly there was a loud commotion and fog began to engulf everything in sight. There was a low roar, that got louder and louder, then suddenly something appears, something so bad ass that most guys have never even dreamed about it, there it was ever so slowly emerging in all its glory, it was teds truck coming out of the fog, but wait ( as they all began to smell the air) its not fog, its just teds burnout. Thats right he made it out of the burnout pit. They all shivered and wet themselves as they all knew all hell was about to break loose... ... ...

 

[ob1kobi]

Alright Timpadre, I'm game for a shoot out however I don't have a bunch of mexicans raking in the coffee beans for me so $500 is a bit much for me. I can throw $100 into the pot for now, and see what I can come up with later. So this is it, the official start of the one run fastest truck takes the pot shootout, otherwise known as the make a wish that I don't spank your ass foundation. Lets make it open to all who dare to enter, I'll be happy to take yalls money. Whatcha say chris..... merv... ... . andy... ... . heck, even you maddog2.



Ted

 

[ob1kobi]

Timpadre, you might want to wire one of those nitrous stages to a pucker switch, and mount it appropriately. I don't want to hear any excuses about "my floor mat got in the way" :{ :{ :{ :{ This way, as you see me pull away from you, you won't have to worry about hitting any buttons, or checking your floormats, it will all be taken care of naturally. :-laf

 

[ob1kobi]

Mr. Richard, I would enjoy racing you in the finals, I need some competition

to bad neither of you have a chance of making it there

 

[ob1kobi]

Ted, sure I'm game.



Even if i don't win, it will be fun to watch your money go to someone else.



"Timmy super fly snuka" LMAO I can't believe you pulled that out.



I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully there will be more people there then just us 4 or so big mouths.



Chris



P. S. Which lane do you want? Got to make sure i get that message on the side of the truck you can see.

you better put it across the windshiled Chris, but put it backwards so that I can read it in my rearview mirror until it disappears in the smoke :-laf



Ted

 

[TopFuel6]

Tedward,just remember,don't show up without a certified roll (bar only) for you and the others,theres always that slight and I do mean slight chance in hell my draft will pull you through @ a 11. 9999,hell i'd almost be willing to bet me walking on a bed of hot coals if it happened,hell I might walk bare foot in a tootoo in your tire path if you can make it past the burnout,why waste a perfectly good set of tires on a mid 12 pass,why Ted?,my tires still got tits,1. 5s and TITS!go around the water box and just try real hard to make it down the track,you remember, the blacktop with all those little orange boxes,just close your eyes and try to remember,now wasn't that halfway fun the last time you did it,love to stay and chat but got to take the tools to the guys then come back home and wait on that pot of gravy in Pitts



sorry again for saying that word







my deepest sympathy

Tomathias

 

[ob1kobi]

Timroid, slight chance in hell isn't even close. For your draft to pull me into the 11's would imply that you would be ahead of me, which just isn't going to happen. When are you going to wake up and quit trying to turn that plow truck into a drag truck?



Ted

Ass wupper extradonaire

 

[ob1kobi]

You guys are having way to much fun, so I am thinking I should jump in the truck and head your way.

You know Richard, it would be quite ironic for you to bring that big green school bus of yours out and attend the class I am about to hold in Pitts. Its not to late to sign up, early registration gets you head of the line privaledges. :-laf

 

[c-hawk]

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I got some heart breaking news yesterday. One of my good friends rescheduled his bachelor party from the 25th to the 18th. I was really looking forward to racing in Pitts, but it looks like i won't make it.



I really want to get together and do some more racing with you fellows. It was a blast at maple grove, and i'm convinced Pitts is going to be a lot more fun.



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good luck everyone,

Chris

 

[MADDOG2]

You know Richard, it would be quite ironic for you to bring that big green school bus of yours out and attend the class I am about to hold in Pitts. Its not to late to sign up, early registration gets you head of the line privaledges. :-laf

You know what happens when you are late getting to the bus stop? Well the bus just pulls away and leaves you in the dust :-laf And then you are late for school and class is already out, and somebody just ate your lunch!!!!! Oo. :-laf

There is nothing quite like a 10. 78@ 127 mph test and tune. Maybe it's time to see what the 2 stage NOS will add to the mix. :--)

 

[TopFuel6]

Gee Chris, on 1 thread you want to know how to improve your 60 ft times,

and now this wedding excuse, parden me sir but hasn't that excuse already been used this year, try again,you can't get out that easy, you mean 1 of the 4 sets of tires you had @ maple grove won't hook?,



say it with me chris

MICKEY THOMPSON ETS



all problems solved

 

[TopFuel6]

Mean dog Maddog who ever,if you can run that,i would like to stay after school and be tuterd,you do that in Pitts and you can dam sure be the dog who ate my homework



Oh, and what kind of apple would you like



little oh Timbob

 

[c-hawk]

Gee Chris, on 1 thread you want to know how to improve your 60 ft times,

and now this wedding excuse, parden me sir but hasn't that excuse already been used this year, try again,you can't get out that easy, you mean 1 of the 4 sets of tires you had @ maple grove won't hook?,



say it with me chris

MICKEY THOMPSON ETS



all problems solved

LOL,



Timmy, I didn't say i wanted to give up racing. I sure wish it was an excuse and not reality. Don't count me out completely. If i can talk him out of getting married, there won't be a bachelor party to go to. :-laf



I've got an idea though, your coming up from the south, probably on friday? Why don't you stop by on your way up, and we can hit the local track on test and tune night. Maybe even ted would be intersted??? Of course, you can't win saturday if your broken from friday night, so i'll understand if you pass on that one.



chris

 

[c-hawk]

I just realized something else. If i'm not at the Pittsburgh race and Ted is, he and I will have an equal chance of winning. :-laf

 

[TopFuel6]

Chris you still got a better chance,my moneys on you,no way will Teds truck still be running in 2 more weeks