E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[mfurrh55]

 

[BSeyler]

 

[Deleted member 995608]

Dirty Johnny is a class act!

 

[mwilson]

 

[GAmes]

Two friends were sitting at a bar talking when another friend walked in. He seemed out of sorts so they asked him what was the problem. "I was having some trouble with anxiety so I called the paranoid hot line. The guy who answered wanted to know where I got the number."

 

[TFucili]

Somebody put this on my Snapon man's truck. Even he thought it was funny, so he left it on.

 

[NIsaacs]

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[mwilson]

Courtesy of LinkedIn....

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[mwilson]

Damn those Miniature Diesel Beavers......

 

[mwilson]

 

[Shiner]

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When I was a kid, we bought the outdated bread at the bakery outlet store and had to freeze it(hated that). Powdered milk, veggie soups, cheese, and peanut butter/butter sandwiches. Fresh milk direct from farm and made our own butter. Direct from farm butchering, usually get 1/4 at a time, when we could. Butchered our own chickens. Always had a garden and would can/freeze for off season.

 

[mwilson]

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[ofelas]

 

[NIsaacs]

 

[BoeingDiesel]

I forwarded the link of this video to my wife. I know it found a spot in her heart to reflect on the years of raising our children and of the love and never ending sacrifice we made for them. On the lighter side...they too, are getting their turn...No Charge.

 

[mwilson]

I busted right out laughing when they sent this to me today!!!
Hoping she don’t see her shadow like ever........

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

The above notice covers Walmart excursions as well....

 

[Mark31]

MWilson, one night at WallyWorld, there must have been a who-can-look-the-worst contest. Never seen so many pj's, so much cellulite, so many tats, so much hair that needed an oil change 2000 miles ago, etc. Then I ran into an attractive, tastefully dressed, untatted, LADY and thanked her for decorating Walmart. Her eyes welled up and she nearly cried. I wondered how long it had been since someone had paid her a complement. The power of words!! On a motorcycle trip years ago, I stopped by a lady for a few traffic lights. I blurted out, "you would be pretty if you smiled", and the change was one of those things I won't ever forget. She lit up like a Christmas tree and was still beaming when she turned in 3-4 blocks. This not a joke, so excuse me for hijacking!! LOL

 

[mwilson]

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