E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[DHayden]

It was probably a four letter word like F^&# (FORD) or something

 

[dieselshadow]

Have you gotten your warning yet?

 

[mwilson]

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[mwilson]

Kinda funny....probably had to be there..



Destroyed NASA security car. Driven through a low lying area filled with 100% oxygen being vented from a Saturn rocket being filled with liquid oxygen (LOX).

 

[HPSimpson]

Some security people got one big surprise, LOX is one part of rocket fuel other could be Hydrogen both of these are extremely flammable.

 

[mwilson]

 

[DHayden]

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Good politician is an oxymoron, at any rate the number of "good politicians" seems a little high to me.

 

[EDankievitch]

There was one, Just one once a long time ago. My Grandfather spoke about the man many years ago.... many years ago. Much like the dinosaur he has gone extinct. The GOOD politician that is

 

[EDankievitch]

now let me see where the problem lies
To think people over 200 years ago knew the benefits of limited government. All this education and technology and people are as dumb as a post

 

[DHayden]

now let me see where the problem lies
To think people over 200 years ago knew the benefits of limited government. All this education and technology and people are as dumb as a post

education is not the word, indoctrination and entitlement maybe. Anyone under 35 and for sure under 30 know NOTHING of history, from wars to the truths of slavery and even politics. They are clueless.

 

[BillBaker]

 

[mwilson]

 

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[CBari]

The Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone..

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!

You're going to love this !!!

Everyone knows..

You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

 

[mwilson]

 

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