E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[mwilson]

I've been this bored while haying.....

 

[TFucili]

I've been this bored while haying.....

I've been bored making hay, but not THAT bored!

 

[B.G. Smith]

That don't really look like that much fun. I can remember when a man had to stand on top of the baler and stomp the hay down into the baler. The baler was stationary and power was supplied by a mule circling the baler pulling a long pole connected to the baler mechanism.

 

[mwilson]

I'm itching all over just thinking about it....

 

[DavidC]

That don't really look like that much fun. I can remember when a man had to stand on top of the baler and stomp the hay down into the baler. The baler was stationary and power was supplied by a mule circling the baler pulling a long pole connected to the baler mechanism.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!. I bet you were amazed when you saw fire. Still have your caveman club ?

 

[mwilson]

I’ve had friends like this...

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

“Transfender”.......

 

[GrantP]

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[mwilson]

 

[TFucili]

If you find the hidden door into the food pyramid, there's Biscuits & Gravy inside...

 

[BoeingDiesel]

Open Mic’

Eons ago on a cold and foggy night and nearing minimums in an aging three hole axial flow ‘72 we were number four in the conga line waiting our turn for departure at SFO. I asked my captain if he had any new jokes knowing that he would probably tell me some of the same old jokes that I had heard before…” Hell yes…have you heard the one about the guy that got the snot beat out of him by a woman at the bus stop?” …and then he abruptly leaned over and let one fly.

As the story goes;

“This guy is standing at a Greyhound bus stop and waiting to board for a long trip west. There was a very attractive thirty something lady standing in front of him and he happened to notice that her skirt had slightly tucked into her rear nether parts. Being the gentleman that he was he reached forward and gently pulled back the pleat. The woman vehemently turned and slapped him welting his right eye. Finally the bus was loaded and many hours later at their first stop the man went into the restroom and gazing into the mirror looked at his two black eyes.

Cap’, I thought she only hit him once?

“Well…The line was moving slowly and the woman set her bag on the ground but this time the pleat didn’t return to its tucked in position and he being the perfect gentleman that he was he pushed the pleat back in!”

With that the Captain roared with laughter. A couple minutes later there was a code knock from the first FA and she was laughing…“ Captain…the PAX loved your first joke…can you tell another?”

He slowly turned and with those steely cold eyes focusing on me…” Did I miss something on the MEL sheet?”

“It would seem that way sir and you signed off on it…problem with the interphone Mic’ remaining hot.”

We remained friends for many years after his retirement…he was a B-17 captain in WWII and washed down at over thirty one thousand hours.

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

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A few comments...

"Look at it blowin thmoke out the thacks"

"with thuper thwamper tireth!"

Yes, these can be purchased here...https://www.forgedconcepts.org/prod...d1ociSSvfYbDw7VMmW71yenjgkpHVFcAmDXIXN18WoYvo

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[dieselshadow]

 

[mfurrh55]

 

[PBJ2500CTD]

Me behave??? Seriously???!!!
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked...
Cinderella arrived home after midnight...
Pinocchio told lies...
Aladdin was a thief...
Batman drove over 200 miles per hour...
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men...
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos...
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance...
And...Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies...
The fault is not mine!!!!

 

[GCroyle]

Me behave??? Seriously???!!!
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked...
Cinderella arrived home after midnight...
Pinocchio told lies...
Aladdin was a thief...
Batman drove over 200 miles per hour...
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men...
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos...
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance...
And...Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies...
The fault is not mine!!!!

And a couple of our biggest hero's wore masks The Lone Ranger, Batman and the biggest hero wore tights and a cape. Mighty Mouse.

But nobody throws rocks at Superman.

Good stuff.