E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[BSeyler]

We fuel our trucks at an unmanned station. Found this at the fuel island today.

 

[AHutson]

 

[AHutson]

 

[AHutson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[GCroyle]

So I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine from Pfizer.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. It is in 6 different stages and I received my first dose this morning at 06:20 am. I want to let you all know that it is safe and that I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.
Comrades....

 

[mwilson]

Who remembers.....

 

[TFucili]

Who remembers.....


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Classic!

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[TFucili]

The local, small-town newspaper was interviewing Eb on the momentous occasion of the birth of his second set of triplets. The inquisitive reporter asked if their was a secret to their success, to which Eb patiently replied, "Well, when Clementine and I went to the JP's office to get married we filled out the form for our marriage licence, and way down at the bottom, in bold letters it said, "PRESS HARD, THREE COPIES"...

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

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[mwilson]