E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[AH64ID]

 

[FOXY005]

This is Groudhog Day at my house, and I didn't see my shadow !
I guess the Groundhog is laughing !!!!!!!!!

 

[Cummins12V98]

At least they didn't kill him this year.

 

[BSeyler]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

 

[mwilson]

Sorry, I try to remain neutral but it’s funny regardless...

 

[Mikey-KE7LBB]

Sorry, I try to remain neutral but it’s funny regardless...

Yes, and NO!!!

One of these days, I'll change my avatar to an older right handed guy that's doing the same...

Keep the jokes coming!!!

 

[BSeyler]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

From a 1969 hot rod magazine...

 

[BSeyler]

 

[NIsaacs]

This is Groudhog Day at my house, and I didn't see my shadow !
I guess the Groundhog is laughing !!!!!!!!!

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This is Punxsutawney Phill's EX wife, she lives in Arizona now and says Phil can't predict the weather for crap!

 

[BSeyler]

 

[EDankievitch]

 

[mwilson]

 

[BSeyler]

 

[Ozymandias]

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[EDankievitch]

THE DEAD COW LECTURE

This is the best example of paying attention that I have ever heard.

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid.

"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."

 

[mfurrh55]

 

[mweiman]

It’s so cold here today I saw a lawyer walking down the street and he had his hands in his own pockets.