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mwilson
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Driver dies and goes to heaven.
God meets with him and says, "for being such a good driver you can have any truck you want."
Driver thinks on it and says, "I'd like a 379 peterbilt with a 3406 cat. Lime green with purple fenders, lots of chrome, the works."
Poof there is his dream truck.
Driver climbs in, drives all over heaven, but feels something is off. Hes missing a trailer!
Driver finds God says "thank you for this beautiful truck, but is there a way I can get a trailer?"
God replies, "of course"
Poof a trailer appears and the driver hooks it and drives off. Yet the driver still feels incomplete. He needs a purpose! He needs to haul something in the trailer!
Returns to God and asks," hey any chance I can get a load to haul?"
God replies, "no sadly for that we need a dispatcher, and we havent ever gotten one up here."
God meets with him and says, "for being such a good driver you can have any truck you want."
Driver thinks on it and says, "I'd like a 379 peterbilt with a 3406 cat. Lime green with purple fenders, lots of chrome, the works."
Poof there is his dream truck.
Driver climbs in, drives all over heaven, but feels something is off. Hes missing a trailer!
Driver finds God says "thank you for this beautiful truck, but is there a way I can get a trailer?"
God replies, "of course"
Poof a trailer appears and the driver hooks it and drives off. Yet the driver still feels incomplete. He needs a purpose! He needs to haul something in the trailer!
Returns to God and asks," hey any chance I can get a load to haul?"
God replies, "no sadly for that we need a dispatcher, and we havent ever gotten one up here."
