E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[mwilson]

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[brucejohnson]

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I'd be as angry as all get out like that croc-agator if'n mommy or daddy held sweetums over my swamp and allowed the depositing of them-there sweetum's all-nat'ral floaty baby-poo-nuggets...no siree...not in my swamp...don't care if'n they're biodegradable or not.

 

[mwilson]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[GroundSquirrel]

I heard a guy screaming for help from the river behind our house this morning.

So I threw him a bar of soap and he washed up on shore shortly thereafter.

 

[Timd32]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[GroundSquirrel]

^^ I've seriously thought about building one of those for my Ram

 

[Cummins12V98]

At that height I would be working on my knees.

 

[GroundSquirrel]

At that height I would be working on my knees.

Well it is for a Ford and we know most of those owners are little people

 

[endoscott]

That's funny!

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[FOXY005]

Ohhhhh! ..... I remember that 4-60 Air Conditioning.

4 windows down @ 60 MPH

 

[bighammer]

When I changed governor springs, injectors, and turbo on my '94, I built a step like that except no wraparound. I had a step stool by the front tire when I needed an extra reach foothold. It was pretty handy, I used it or years.

 

[BSeyler]

 

[Cummins12V98]

I built a Proctologist’s outpatient Clinic. One of the Docs was a joker. That morning he stuffed Creepy Crawlers up his backside. He had Verset administered and was very forward with his Znurse assisting. The serious older Dr was doing the Colonoscopy as a dry run for Medicare certification.

Once they started shoving the camera up his backside viewing the scene on the monitor they came upon these little creatures. Spiders, snakes and worms.

They all had the best time telling me and my crew about the antics.

 

[Dan_69GTX]