E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[BSeyler]

Caught this little gem the other day east of Rapid City.

 

[Jdorfmeyer]

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At least he used the good vice grips that were made in Dewitt, NE!

 

[EDankievitch]

I tried donating blood
today…NEVER
AGAIN!!!
Too many stupid
questions.
Who's blood is it?
Where did you get it from?
Why is it in a bucket?

 

[Dan_69GTX]

Anti-tailgating setup

 

[BSeyler]

 

[GCroyle]

That tailgate one took a minute.

 

[GAmes]

 

[brucejohnson]

 

[BoeingDiesel]

The good Samaritan

I was on the interstate on my way home behind an ambulance. Oddly I noticed a small metal box sitting on the back bumper. When the ambulance turned the corner, the box flew off and landed on the shoulder. I thought it's time to be a good Samaritan, so I pulled over and retrieved it. When I opened it, there was a human toe packed in an ice bag.

Jiminy Crickets... I thought, so I called Jackson Regional Medical Center and they said 'yes, the ambulance had arrived without the box'. I gave them my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?

The lady replied "No, we'll just send a toe truck."

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[GCroyle]

Customer says: I just heard AZ is offering free battery testing and parking lot battery replacement, correct?

AZ yes that is correct, what are you driving?

Customer: Tesla, the black one out front. I'll go grab a latte and be right back.

 

[mwilson]

If this is giving you a hard time....think of Yoda with a lisp....

 

[mwilson]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[mwilson]

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