E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[Ozymandias]

 

[06 Dodge]

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[BSeyler]

 

[BSeyler]

So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!”

Dad: “No son, you’re a boy!”

My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”

Dad: “OK!!”

My son: “Hey, where’s my supper?”

Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”

My son: “What???”

Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”

My son in the corner looking bewildered!

Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??

My wife: “I will make an appointment!!”

My son: “What???”

Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”

My son: “What???”

Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”

My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”

Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.

End of story!

 

[TDRAdmin4]

So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

This is a falsehood being spread by certain politicians lately, and a rehash of a myth that's been around for at least 10 years.

There are several versions of this spreading. Here's are two versions debunked like all the others.
https://www.reuters.com/article/fac...ating-furries-with-litter-boxes-idUSL1N31J1KT
https://www.reuters.com/article/fac...imals-and-disrupting-classrooms-idUSL1N2YN1O2

Always best to fact check!

 

[BSeyler]

No politics intended - just a funny story I thought some might enjoy. Most of us know the difference.

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[TDRAdmin4]

No politics intended - just a funny story I thought some might enjoy. Most of us know the difference.

Sorry if I didn't come across clear. It was not an accusation that it was political. Just a heads up, because unfortunately there are many people don't know the difference these days (not saying you).

Earlier this week my wife and I picked up her car after tires were installed, and the shop's mechanic told us "you gotta be careful" about doctors and medicines because many are part of a "new world order" led by Bill Gates and the Rothchild family who have an active plan to wipe out all but 800,000 of the world's population by 2030. It left us speechless.

 

[Ozymandias]

I hear that BS to more and more, it's ridiculous.

And now back to topic.

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[mwilson]

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[mwilson]

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[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[GAmes]

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Brilliant!!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot . She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing

 

[petersonj]

Excellent post! I have never seen this written so well.

- John

 

[Ozymandias]

I just don't know if to cry or to laugh. Because it's so dead serious.

 

[Dan_69GTX]