E-Mail Joke Of The Day.....

[Ozymandias]

Changing Room - Teenager vs. Adult

 

[TMyers]

Farmer John was in need of a new bull. His cows were in heat, but he had no bull. He found an ad in the paper for a bull for sale, so he went and bought it. Problem is that this bull had no desire to "service" the cows. Farmer John was upset to say the least. After a few days of this, John contacted the previous owner to seek a refund. The old owner was apologetic and told John not to worry because the bull had gotten like this before and the Vet had given him some pills for the bull. He said, with two of these pills, the bull serviced all his cows, tore down 3 fences and serviced all the neighbors' cows and he like to have never got him back home. He was like a sex crazed maniac. Framer John was excited to hear about these "Special" pills. Before he hang up, John asked the man what kind of pills these were? The man replied, I have no idea but they taste a little like peppermint.

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[TMyers]

Three ladies died and went to Heaven at the same time. They were met by St. Peter at the gate to go over the rules in Heaven. St. Peter said, "It's pretty simple, don't step on a duck." Sure enough, as they entered the gate, there were ducks everywhere. Sadly, it only took just a few minutes before one of the ladies stepped on a duck. Without saying a word, St. Peter approached her with the ugliest man she had ever seen and handcuffed her to him for eternity.

A couple weeks passed and one of the other two ladies accidently stepped on a duck. She received the same punishment. Seeing this a second time, the third lady walked around on pins and needles for months, avoiding ducks at all costs! Then, one day she sees St. Peter walking towards her with the most handsome, well-built man she had ever seen. This must be her reward for being so careful. Without saying a word, St. Peter handcuffed the man to her and walked away. She was so happy and proud of her new man. She then asked him how long he had been there. He said, "Lady, I just got here 5 minutes ago and stepped on one of these dang ducks!"

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[NIsaacs]

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[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Ozymandias]

Please Lord, let it rain brains - or stones, as long as you hit!

 

[mwilson]

Duplicate

 

[Ozymandias]

 

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[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[mwilson]

 

[Ozymandias]

 

[Dan_69GTX]

 

[Ozymandias]

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That took me a second to get it...

 

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