Ever Do Online Dating

[WadePatton]

Well let's Go!

To Texas.



But I'm only going if I get to meet Jennifer. Yes you guys just about ignored a real CTD drivin, TX female on here.



Too busy working on your foot to inches conversions?



I kin git me a hayut and blend right in, 'cause my truck still has TX tags and a TX A&M alum sticker on it.



But the poor gal would have to move back to TN to my vineyard. Unless of course she can provide us with a hunting lodge or racing facility.

 

[DCL]

Come on all you smoky mountain, boys!

They don't say Texas is like a whole other country for nothin!

Only in Texas do you find little blonde girls in cowboy hats, drivin' big, smelly trucks!

Jen

 

[Briar Hopper]

How about a party, Jen? Bring a bunch of your girlfriends to the next big diesel event in Texas.

JConley, sorry, but my cousin married a Texas woman, and she moved to Kentucky with him. Born & raised, 4 generations on the same land... and she has a Master's degree in education. That's a real Texas woman. Even the real ones do leave once in awhile, but who could doubt they'd get homesick?

 

[gitchesum]

Originally posted by JConley





And doesnt a foot =14 inches?? Guess everything IS bigger in Texas

Yep, that's what it says on my shoes. 14

 

[DCL]

You got it Hopper... hopefully event goes down at Houston Race Park this fall...

Gotta warn you though... . my truck, and my friends know how to party Texas size!

 

[Mutch]

Hey Briar,

I'll run the shop for ya!

too bad my KY connection is coming to the beach the weekend of your grand opening, or I'd be there.



Drew

 

[JConley]

Hey Briar... looks like a few good ones do move...



If I got a job outside the state line, my wife would say Goodbye... .

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

The real deal.....

Originally posted by TxDieselKid

For those with a slow connection, there are more like this one from her, she is the real deal.....



#ad




Andrew

Okay Andrew, you got my attention, just curious y'know.....

 

[Steve M]

Yeah right... I like walks on the beach, dancing, champagne, all your kids from former "mistakes", I love cats, minivans are cool, I'm rich and extraordinarily handsome.

In search of clingy, *****y, obese, insecure hag with all her hair cut off and burned from every perm and dye that Walmart ever sold, fake fingernails covering chewed off nubs, and a profound knowledge of daytime soap operas. Beer keg shape a plus!

 

[DarrellB]

I like this thread

It's pretty funny. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf



Much better than all the :-{} and :{ that was going on a few weeks ago.



Darrell

 

[TxDieselKid]

Re: I like this thread

Originally posted by DarrellB

It's pretty funny. :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf



Much better than all the :-{} and :{ that was going on a few weeks ago.



Darrell

Too bad we will all be acused of wasteing TDR time, and space. And that this thread has no real techinal data to the TDR about our trucks.



Andrew

 

[DarrellB]

Re: Re: I like this thread

Originally posted by TxDieselKid





Too bad we will all be acused of wasteing TDR time, and space. And that this thread has no real techinal data to the TDR about our trucks.



Andrew

Hey guys, I got a truck it's Big, it's Blue and it's a Diesel. what kind of truck is it?



Now we don't have to worry about that.



Darrell

 

[Steve M]

It has everything to do with our trucks... How much fanny can your truck haul?

 

[Doc Tinker]

I found it amusing that DarrellB requires a large box in his ad for a date



Doc

 

[TxDieselKid]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

I found it amusing that DarrellB requires a large box in his ad for a date



Doc

Yeah and it HAD to have my name in it too...



Andrew

 

[DarrellB]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

I found it amusing that DarrellB requires a large box in his ad for a date



Doc

What's wrong with that



I'm not to proud



Darrell

 

[ddesau]

online dating

Well Jeff - after my divorce I tried it - the first one was a dud. The 2nd one - turned out to be my soulmate so I married her - that was 2 1/2 years ago - and I don't regret it a bit. . It worked really well for me. Why not give it a try - ya never know.



A good come-on to use in your ad "Hopeless romantic" - like cheese on the mouse trap. .