Everything has a gender

[biggieou]

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER



You may not know this but many non living things have a gender.



1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can

see right through them.



2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right

buttons are pushed, But can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.



3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated.



4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you

have to light a fire under it, and course, there's the hot air part.



5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain

water.



6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.





7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people

up.



8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the

bottom.



9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.





10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha !!! You thought it'd be male,

didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost

without it... And while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying!

 

[nps]

ROTFLMAO :-laf :-laf

 

[Dieselnut59]

A beer is definately female because it brings man great pleasure and makes him forget about all problems in the world while he is enjoying the effect it has on him. Like a woman, it can also have negative effects, particularly if used to too great of a degree or without caution. Man also enjoys multiple beers, only if not caught!

going to get another beer!

 

[strick]

I should have known you'd post something about beer! You knuckle head! Mo beer! Oo.

 

[Dieselnut59]

Well, yours would be a great reply, Strick: You could say whiskey is definately female because you like to have a shot of what they have to offer!