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Ex-Lax Joke...

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we've known Doc Tinker for years

Possible move to Smoggy (um mean sunny) CA...

David was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not

much of

a salesman. He could never find the item the customer

wanted.

Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John

that the

next sale he missed would be his last.



Just then a man came in coughing and he ask David for

their

best cough syrup. Try as he might David could not find

the

cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man

a box

of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The

customer

did as David said and then walked outside and leaned

against

a lamp post.



Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask

David what

had transpired.



"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find

the

cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take

it

all at once," David explained.



"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Bob shouted angrily.



"Sure it will" David said, pointing at the man leaning

on

the lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
 
It works with mineral oil also. I had someone convinced that it would cure their cough. They were going to leave at lunch to go and pick up a big bottle of mineral oil and start the treatment... .



I finally broke down and let them in on the results

:D :D :D



Rick
 
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