How did I not meet the Tool Man???

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Funnies:
Jetpilots and my trucks, sorta back to side, hoods up, being tinkered on, as we both grumble insults and bad mouth each other,then peek around the hood to see if the other heard or not!! LOL
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The guy in the white dually, endlessly trying to park, messing up my smoke show on video.
Your pretty white paint will be sooted next time.
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Offshoreracers ENDLESS pursuit of the perfect injectors for his B bomber-twins set up. He did make more power than last time, but is about 100 hp shy, for the air he has, IMO.
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Hammer to me, as my truck is strapped down, between runs:
"What are you doing?"
Taking off the wastegate, and plugging the holes(hot as hot can be, wow!).
" Oh MY!! Not going to be happy until you really break something, are you?!!"
I hate wastegates.
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Nick Scarpa, the man formely known as"Finally Got a PSD" is now a PSD performance vendor. I believe Nick was trying to break his 306 hp run, today. A record for PSDs on Diesel, no doubt.
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Me, to Dad:
" Did you see those adjustable boost elbows for sale, from Don T? You ought to get one. "
Dad,
" Already have one. " As he pulls it out of his pocket, all grins. I think I have created a monster.
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The ongoing badmouthing of Johnboy for not showing at any major event for 5 years.
Some people think he is a ficttious internet name.
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Me, staring at my empty cake pan, not even getting one piece, as Fester, the steely eyed stalker, snatches the pan away, and goes to work on the crumbs with a spoon.
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Jetpilot trying to bleed his fuel lines, took about an hour. Mine took about 30 seconds.
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The crowd stepping back from the viewing window, as they realize the ricer is turning some r's.
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Only one half of ADT showing,(the better half???) actually driving his truck there, putting down some awesome numbers, and living. Do we have a report on whether it went home on its own power? This has to be a record for Sebek, two events in one year, and doing well at both.
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Freds wife, about to try the SledPuller barbecue roast pork, stopping in her tracks, after I said, "Its good pork, I raised it. "
"How can you take care of something you are going to kill and eat?" she says.
"With a smile, . " I reply.
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In the OOPS department.
Did not realize there was a couple guys sitting in chairs by my exhaust pipe, when I started the truck, and backed it out of the garage. My apologies.
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Hammer,
"What the hell does he have his spring stops on for?"
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Thanks to the Kauffmann boys, excellent show/hospitality!!
Thanks to Ryan, for being a good injection line carrier, and a tool putter away.