Competition Fast Bovine

[Fletcher]

Yee haw, after throwing some scratch down for the chickens, I parked my truck in the lower field. I attached a half eaten apple to some baling string and hung it out my driver’s door window. When that Bull tried to eat the apple I pulled the string and ripped it right out of his mouth. About an hour later, that bull got so mad he gored my mirror and broke it. I’ll go into town today and fetch me some more glass. If you paint the back of the glass black it will reflect won’t it ??????

 

[RabidRam]

Redneck.

 

[TxDieselKid]

LMFAO!!!

 

[jwdeeming]

For reasons I'd rather not incriminate myself with publicly, I too can attest that bulls are vengeful creatures with a surprisingly long memory...

 

[Winspeed]

This post is exactly why I read TDR.

 

[Cummins4Life]

lol Get some pictures next time you do that.

 

[Rhondasway]

Once again Mr. Fletcher, makin' the Northwest proud.

Were you out there in that little white number (truck), or the new mystery green one you've been seen driving?

Either way, I already told you about the mirror thing when you had that little tractor incident with your '01: you must use silver fingernail polish, not black. Geez...

 

[BHaner]

Here is the pic that I was asked to post.



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[SRadke]

Uhh... . hooold on a minute here. Mr. Fletcher has a good story going here and I hate to bring him down, heck I can even relate . The trouble is I seem to have missed some details. Perhaps I'm the only ignorant person who reads these boards but is there some reason you decided to torment what Byron has graphically displayed to be a poor defenseless little critter.



-Scott

 

[Fletcher]

Originally posted by BHaner

Here is the pic that I was asked to post.



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Why twist my tail, That's my Bull, That dang cow tool.

 

[CNichols]

Boy that is one mixed up bull... its like mystic paint for a bull.....

 

[HOSS]

Originally posted by CNichols

Boy that is one mixed up bull... its like mystic paint for a bull.....

You should see him in person he will make you run and hide under your truck for a couple hours!!!!!



That is one big damn Bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HoleshotHolset]

What the heck is that thing behind the passenger side horn? Is it an 'anger feather'... like a growth that is the root of this animal's onerous behavior?



Matt

 

[Fletcher]

Originally posted by HOSS

You should see him in person he will make you run and hide under your truck for a couple hours!!!!!



That is one big damn Bull!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot about that. You had a world-class ride going until he cut back. If you’re up for it, bring over some Gray goose. We can let him up and use the car trailer to jump on him from.

 

[Fletcher]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

What the heck is that thing behind the passenger side horn? Is it an 'anger feather'... like a growth that is the root of this animal's onerous behavior?



Matt

That’ s a cow’s tail, he’s standing in front of one of his ladies. Hoss holds the record for riding him, he was on him for about 6 seconds.

 

[SRadke]

Originally posted by HoleshotHolset

What the heck is that thing behind the passenger side horn?

Passenger side? He don't look that wide in the picture Who's driving while your riding shotgun?



-Scott

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

After you are done playing with that COW how about dangling your fruit in front of ol' ephraim:



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[Fletcher]

Originally posted by Ol'TrailDog

After you are done playing with that COW how about dangling your fruit in front of ol' ephraim:



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I don’t want to turn this into sandbox turf wars but my bull can take your bear’s eye out then cause him to have a calf………

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Fleth#ad

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Will a bull chase ya if he's mad at ya?