Favorite Movie Quotes

[JMichelson]

From TOP GUN



Come on Mav, do some of that pilot I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER.

He's going vertical, so am I.

You screw up just this much, I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER out of Hong Kong.

 

[Big K]

Dave's not here, man!!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

WWF



The Rock: What in the blue hell...

And stick it straight your candy a%$!!!

It dosen't matter...



Hulk Hogan: What ya gonna do brother when hulkamania runs wild on you...



The Hurricane: What's up with that?

 

[JMichelson]

From Quigley Down Under… Starring The Sharps Rifle and Tom Selleck

Quigley to Cora…

Lady your about a ½ bubble out of plumb, that’s fer sure and fer certain.

Quigley to Cora…after being dumped in the desert to die.

Quigley, I wish people would quit hitting me on the head.

Cora, Don’t worry, on a new job it’s common for things not to go well at first.

Cora, Go, just leave me the extra rifle.

Quigley, You know how to use a shooter.

Cora, I am a native born Texacan.

 

[JSoloman]

From Honkytonk Man with Clint Eastwood... .



He's traveling with his nephew and a young backwoods girl. She's driving, gets pulled over by a patrolman. He asks, "Do you have any ID?" She say's,"Idee 'bout what?"

 

[Evan A. Beck]

From "Dazed & Confused:"



"Let me tell you what Melba Toast here is packin... We got four-eleven positrac out back, seven-fifty double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over thirty, eleven-to-one pop-up pistons, Turbo-Jet three-hundred and ninety horsepower. We're talkin' some f**kin' muscle... "



From "Good Will Hunting:"



Oh, this is-- this is a Harvard bar, huh? I though there'd be like equations and sh*t on the walls... "



From "Platoon:"



Somebody once wrote, 'hell is the impossibility of reason. ' That's what this place feels like--hell. I hate it already, and it has only been a week. Some g***amn week, Grandma. The hardest thing I think I have ever done is go on point. Three times this week. I don't even know what I am doing. A gook could be standing three feet in front of me and I wouldn't know it. I'm so tired. We get up at five AM, hump all day, camp around four or five, dig a foxhole, eat, and put out an all night ambush or a three man listening post in the jungle. Its scary because nobody tells me how to do anything, cause I'm new. Nobody cares about the new guys. They don't even want to know your name. The unwritten rule is a new guy's life isn't worth as much 'cause he hasn't put his time in yet. And they say, if you are going to get killed in the 'Nam, it's better to get it in the first few weeks--the logic being you don't suffer that much. If you're lucky, you get to stay in the perimeter at night, and then you pull a three-hour guardshift. So you maybe sleep three, four hours a night. But you don't really sleep. I don't think I can keep this up for a year, Grandma. I think I have made a big mistake coming here. "





There's so many more, I can't list them here...

 

[RottnDogue]

Cousin Vinnie

Vinny: Two Yutes. .

Munster/Judge: What's a Yute.....

 

[Mingoglia]

Blazing Saddles

 

[klenger]

"It, it, it runs like sh1t, but it it sure is purdy. " Mel Tillis - Canonball Run

 

[The Sequel]

From the scene in "The Untouchables" after Kevin Costner kills for the first time after chasing down the mob guys on the Canadian border:



Costner looking at the dead guy and feeling like he is going to barf.....



Sean Connery: Do you wish it was you?



Costner: No.



Connery : Then you've done your duty, go home and sleep well man.



Connery has lots of good ones in the Untouchables.

 

[Don M]

Tombstone:



"tell 'em Im comin' and Hells comin' with me"



"Your no Daisy"



"Your a Daisy if you do"



"Skin it, skin that smoke wagon and go to work"



"My hyposcrisy only comes so far Wyatt"



Don~

 

[Leon R]

Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther when he is questioning the attitude of the dog. " Does your dog bite" The guy says no and then the dog promply chews him to threads after which Sellers says "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" The guy says "It's not my dog"

 

[Mitch Rockwell]

"Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade, mmmhmm" BillyBob Thornton



"He didn't hit you, he didn't nudge you, he didn't bump you, he rubbed you. And rubbin', Cole, is racin'. " ( I think that's the line)from Days Of Thunder

 

[tntway]

Hunt for Red October

" be careful what you shoot at ryan, some things in here dont react too well with bullets... . "



"understand this... . that torpedo did not self-destruct. you heard it hit the hull..... and I was never here... ... "

 

[Excessive Force]

TRUE GRIT

"I WOULD NOT PUT A THIEF IN MY MOUTH TO STEAL MY BRAINS" :-laf

 

[wrward]

This goes through my head everytime I see the boss with that

"looking for a volunteer" look.

"RUN FOREST, RUN!!"

 

[maint.man]

National Lampoons "I don't know why they call this stuff HELPER , it does just fine all by it's self. "



Joe Dirt "That ain't no meteorite boy , thats what we call a Boeing Bomb, That's right , it's a big frozen sh?t ball"



Cheech and Chong "Heh, Heh, Heh , bend over baby i'll drive . "



Smokey and the Bandit Cletis speaking , " Hey bandit , I got in a little scuffel back here at this eat-em up joint .

Bandit speaking;" How'd ya' do?"" Same as usual ?"

Cletis speaking; "Yup, same as usual"

 

[klenger]

I just watched "Star Treck, the Motion Picture" (first one) last night and was reminded of this one:



"Now that we have them right where they want us" - Kirk

 

[JMichelson]

Easy Rider



I just want to ride free and not be hassled by the man.





Don't we all

 

[milehiscott]

Interview with Harvey Corman. When asked if he used Viagra:

"That would be like putting a brand new flag pole on a condemned building. "