LMAO!!
OK, here's the deal... last Friday night, a few of us were at a friends house drinking some beer. The friend has a couple of kids and they were happily Oo. on their trampoline. So, as Jay, James, Slim and I stood and drank beer, suddenly Slim disappeared. When I turned to see where he had gone, he was also now happily Oo. on the trampoline. Wow, I thought, that looks like fun. We continued drinking and laughing at Slim. He got tired and jumped off. We drank a bunch more. Finally as it was starting to get dark, I thought, What the hell... it did look fun. So after another beer, I jumped on. Now, I was happily Oo. until James son bet me I couldnt do a flip. (I had to explain to him later why you dont bet a drunk person to do stuff. ) Well, needless to say, I got half way over and landed (way short) on the back of my neck, upside down and my right knee came down with monster truck force and bashed me in my eye. I am really lucky I didnt break my head right off. The rest is history. Funny thing, I've been drinking for upwards of 13 years, and never have I had a thing like this ever happen, but get on one trampoline...