Flowers sent...

[XcumminsX]

Well this morning i decided to send flowers to my woman I feel like ive been a ass to her for the last week and i feel bad. Shes been really stressed out and i havent helped much. I also sent them to her because today would have been out 1 year 8 month anniversary if we didnt go threw that bs a few month back . I love this girl and i hope she loves this...



I did it threw 1800flowers.com to be delivered today at her work



Nick Oo.

 

[The patriot]

If I was a girl, I'd want my man to get me drunk then *F* the hell out of me.

But what do I know. I guess I'd be called a slut.

Eric

 

[lschultz]

Its funny what that thing between them legs will do to a man. :-laf Been there done that. If I only knew now what I know now when I was younger.

 

[Bob Wagner]

did you send roses? or the weekly special?

 

[XcumminsX]

dozen roses

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Only one dozen, shame on you!!!! No candy????

 

[EEngel]

What?????????

Nick,



You are confused again. You are trying to make the truck lighter.



Lets see... . Couple of bills out of the wallet, a few ounces, girlfriend in the front seat... . Much more... .



Just kidding, glad you are working things out.

 

[Sojourner]

Nick, sending roses is good, but even better and more affordable is to get into the habit (as in once you start the program, don't stop, EVER) of bringing her a single rose every time you go to see her, or alternatively, make sure that she always has a rose (or other flower, such as a carnation, etc. that you brought her) in good shape in a vase (not more than 3 - 4 days old, i. e. not wilted or drooping, as in always lively/fresh looking). You will not believe how well this works, as few men go to this small amount of effort which pays such huge dividends. It works like gangbusters for me.

 

[loncray]

Turbo Dawg is right - esp. if she puts it where her coworkers can see it. Women love to comment to each other about that sort of thing, and you cannot lose when the coworkers like you!

 

[The patriot]

Whenever I brought my wife flowers, her first reaction was, "Ut ohh, what did you do NOW!"

Eric

 

[SRadke]

Whenever I brought my wife flowers, her first reaction was, "Ut ohh, what did you do NOW!"

Eric

Oo.



-Scott

 

[ladyjaine]

That constant fresh flower thing would impress the hell out of me. I keep a bud vase on my desk and it's usually empty. The ex always would get potted plants. For a girl with a black thumb and three antique cut glass vases? He had no clue and I shouldn't oughta married him. But he had a kewl car.



Jean

 

[HoleshotHolset]

The only problem with giving them a dozen roses is that if you go out and goof up again (as was mentioned above! )... you're going to have to send her two dozen the next time.



The whole dozen roses thing is antique. Semi-exotic or regular old wildflowers got the most praise when I sent 'em.



See what you do to the TDR, Nick? You've reduced a bunch of truck driving dieselheads into florists!!! :-laf



Matt - not a florist... more of a fartist, though.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Matt - not a florist... more of a fartist, though.

Matt Amero

FO SHIZEN FLORAL (***) *** 6922

330 S OWEN DR MADISON Wisconsin

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[HoleshotHolset]

TMTT: Good work, man.



The original picture is just as funny. My '94 trying to go off-road with bald tires... that was a waste of diesel fuel. :-laf



Matt

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Nice legs dude!