For a good time...

[Blu-meanie]

You guys can cancel this post.

 

[FOXY005]

As compared to:

BAD DAY AT WORK ?



When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days - try this:







On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section

where they have thermometers.



You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-Tip".



Be very sure that you get this brand.



When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone

so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.



Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit

and lie down on your bed.



Open the package containing the thermometer remove the thermometer and

carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become

chipped or broken.



Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer,

and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that says:



"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested. "



Now close your eyes and say out loud five times,

"I am so glad that I do not work in the Quality Control Department at the Q-Tip Company. ":-laf

 

[bmoeller]

Man, those workers sure take in the (you fill in the blank) :-laf Makes me like my job even more. :-laf Don't have to do that.