Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Subject: Texas Cowboys
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the
plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust... ... ... . , "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whor$ than let liquor touch my lips. "
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice. "
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the
plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a
whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust... ... ... . , "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whor$ than let liquor touch my lips. "
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice. "
