FORD Acronyms

[Max340]

Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly



Many Old Plymouths Are Reliable.

 

[Bad340fish]

Move Over Poeple Are Racing

 

[Amianthus]

M assively O ver P owered A nd R espected.

 

[Rattlebox]

I had to chime in .....

NAPA



Need Another Part A**h***

 

[Sky]

Originally posted by SlyBones

F*cker

Only

Runs

Downhill

LOL

 

[Bad340fish]

NAPA

Never Any Parts Available

 

[klenger]

We had a bunch of acronyms for the computer system we converted to before Y2K. It's called SAP, and the list is endless. If you've been there, you know what I mean.

 

[tgbol]

ESCORT = Especially Sh***y Car Of Retarded Technicians

GTO = Garbage Truck Option

 

[R.E. Miller]

F*&^er

Only

Runs

Downhill



Pushing it I know, but funny since my friend cooked it up after we had to push his vapor locked bronco down his drive way.

 

[R.E. Miller]

SKY,

Sorry, I'm slow, and I think I was also on the Escort design team

 

[SmokinJoe]

F or

O ld

R etarded

D rivers

 

[dvieira]

GMC

Good Mechanic's Cry

 

[MCummings]

GMC

Garbage Mans Collection



MerrickNJr

 

[JAK]

Fill

Oil

Reservoir

Daily



First On Rust and Deterioration

Fast Only Rolling Downhill





AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover

Equipment

 

[Amianthus]

Oh what a feeling.

Too

Often

Yankees

Over-price

This

Auto

 

[Paul Herioux]

Generic Motors Corporation

 

[joesoot]

Some MOPAR acronyms from the mopar site...



My Old Plymouth Axes Rats... and feeds mice to cats



Modified Oldsmobile Parts Are Rare



Massively Over-Powered Asphalt Ripper



Move Over Pickup Approaching Rapidly





Some for the Bowtie crowd:

Cheap Heap Even Very Rusty Old Lincolns Eat Them



no slurs meant by this one:



Cheap Heap in Every Vato's Yard



Cracked Heads Equal Volvos for You



Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time



Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques



Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology





GMC





God's Mechanical Curse



Gotta Mechanic Coming?