Yeah, you're right. It gets dull and boring here when it's all love and kisses.
I think Grizzly may have stirred it up again above when he reported his dashes have never cracked. My dashes have never cracked either.
As many of us TDR members have reported, I bought a 2001 Cummins HO engine wrapped in a Dodge dually platform. I had never owned or cared to own a Dodge before. I had also never before put as many miles on any vehicle as I have now on two Dodge Rams. Now I am as loyal to the Dodge platform as I am to the Cummins engine.
My first Dodge, now with 350k miles on the odometer, has had a VP-44 injection pump replaced due to a misdiagnosed problem, two transfer pump replacements, one Jacobs exhaust brake replaced at around 180,000 miles, one head gasket replacement at around 210,000 miles, and the NVG-5600 six speed was rebuilt at 302k miles. The truck still has all the original front end parts except the front sealed hub assemblies which were replaced at around 215k miles. The front brake pads were replaced once. The rear pads are original. No u joints have ever been replaced. Nothing in the interior such as gauges, switches, or electric door locks or electric window lifts have every been replaced. The entire interior is original and in excellent shape. The driver's seat has a frayed place on the outside edge from sliding in and out too many times. I sold the truck to my daughter and son-in-law in early 2006 at 325k miles and they only use it occasionally as a backup and for towing an occasional trailer. I still drive it occasionally and it runs great.
IMO you can't beat the reliability and cost of ownership of a Dodge-Cummins when used as a work truck. Any pickup can provide transportation but heavy hauling or heavy towing separates the trucks from the cars with big wheels. Ferd 6. 0s never even came close to competing and I think Ford Motor Company probably knows that a 6. 4 Ford/Navistar is little better otherwise they wouldn't be spending a $billion to develop a new engine . . . which won't compete well against a Cummins either.
Well, ain't nuthin' you can say about the King Ranch interior that's gonna bother me, cause... ...
I MADE THE SFC LIST YESTERDAY!!!!!
Okay, now on to the cracked dash thing.
I found a, what appeared to be gorgeous in pictures, 2004 Deep Molten Pearl 4x4 with everything I wanted on it... . Quad Cab, gooseneck, 4x4, leather interior and the heated seat option. I was in heaven, but the catch was that the truck was at a Dodge dealership in Houston... if you know where San Angelo is, this is a bit of a hike..... this is when I still had the '01.
I get on the phone and talk to the Dodge salesman in Houston, whom we'll call Doctor Doom, and asked him a few simple questions:
1) How is the exterior? Doctor Doom's Response: There is one dent, at the front bottom part of the passenger fender, where it meets the door. From the dent, there is a scratch that goes all the way back to the rear quarter panel, but it's light... . okay, I can deal with that, it's a truck not a Vette.
2) How is the interior, was it a smoker's truck? Doctor Doom's Response: The interior is in perfect condition, with slight wear on the driver's side seat. It has never been smoked in (SAY IT WITH ME)... . as far as I can tell.
3) How does the truck run? Doctor Doom: Like a champ, no problems whatsoever.
So Brooke and I decide to make the 7 hour trip to Houston and get this truck. When we got there (2PM), we were told that Doctor Doom was gone for the day, but that another gentleman, we'll call him Flag Smasher, was more than willing to help us... . red flag #1.
I look around for the truck, but I don't see it. Flag Smasher says it's still in the detail shop, getting the final touches done for us. I asked to go back and see the truck and, after some hemming and hawwing, Flag Smasher hesitantly agrees to take me... . red flag #2.
When we get to the detail shop, there's the truck (I'm looking at her from the front) and it looks beautiful (Deep Molten Pearl is gorgeous, when detailed). Then I walk down the steps and look at the passenger side, where the dent is... ... the dent is there, just like in the pictures, but what catches my eye is the scratch that goes all the way back to the tailgate, and it ain't no scratch, it's a gouge and it's deep... . red flag #3.
Okay, so I can get the scratch/gouge fixed... I'm still psyched about getting a 3500 DRW 4x4 and my repentance will be complete for getting rid of the '05 2500. I ask Flag Smasher if I can take the truck for a test drive. Flag Smasher responds, "Uh, I thought you were just going to buy it, not test drive it"... . red flag #4, and now I'm getting ticked off.
I insist that I want to test drive the truck now, so Flag Smasher gets in the truck and starts it..... jesus, I've never heard a Cummins with a straight pipe... I don't know how you guys deal with it, because the drone was horrible.
Flag Smasher backs the truck up outside and puts it in park. I get my first peek at the interior... cigarette burns all over the carpet..... f'ing great, Doctor Doom bamboozled me, and this is when I remember "AS FAR AS I CAN TELL". I popped the hood and, of course, the whole engine compartment is covered in their detail goo. Flag Smasher says, "She's got more power than your '01", to which I respond, "My '05 had more power than this one too", so now Flag Smasher looks worried, because he thought I didn't know squat about the new trucks.
As I'm looking over the engine, I notice that there used to be an EGT probe in the exaust manifold... now there's a bolt with orange Perma-Flex gooped on it... . same thing with the intake..... red flag #5, but I'm thinking, okay I have an excuse to get a 3-piece manifold and a nice intake... . I'm still in denial.
Brooke, the kids and I get in the truck to take it for our test drive. First thing I notice, when I get in is the dash (OKAY, THIS IS THE POINT OF MY POST, RESPONDING TO THE CRACKED DASH PART)... . it is cracked from the driver's side to the passenger side, in four places. Now, I've heard of the 2nd Gen's having problems... personally, my '01 had never cracked either, but this thing looked like someone had taken a sledgehammer to it in anger... it was uuuuuuugly, as Ron White would say.
We take the truck around the block several times, and the exhaust drone is starting to give me a headache, along with the cigarette smell that has permeated every crevace of this truck. On the third pass around the block, I decided that I could not, in good conscience, buy this truck for my family at the price they were asking for it ($21,900)... . but I'm still in denial.
I get back to the dealership, which is conveniently located next to IKEA (Brooke wanted to get some shopping done anyway) and Flag Smasher is nowhere to be found, so I hunt him down. He's on the phone with someone talking about when their tee-off time is. He gets off the phone and asks me with a smile, "So she drives great, huh?" I tell Flag Smasher that the truck has several problems, one of which is the dash that's cracked all over and the second is that the once-leather steering wheel had obviously been worn and some moron decided to use liquid leather and paint over it, making a huge mess, added to the horrible cigarette smell, which Doctor Doom had told me "NOT THAT I CAN TELL". I tell Flag Smasher that there's no way I can pay what they're asking, given the price of a new dash and steering wheel. I am now bargaining.
Flag Smasher tells me that he doesn't have the authority to drop the price (of course), and that he needs to talk to his manager, we'll call him Darth Vader. Flag Smasher comes out, after his obligatory hiatus with Darth Vader, and tells me that they can only drop the price of the truck $500. I tell Flag Smasher, in front of his other evil henchmen, that I drove 7 hours to buy a truck that was mis-represented, that smelled like the inside of George Burns' rotting corpse and that he, Doctor Doom and the rest of his dealership can go to hell. I am now in anger.
Brooke, in her infinite wisdom and the wonderful wife she is, tells me that we should go to IKEA, so that the day isn't lost. I agree and am now in acceptance that the 2004 Deep Molten Pearl 4x4 CTD Quad Cab I so wanted just wasn't the one for me.
By the way, notice I kept the name of the dealership out of this, but for those of you intimately familiar with Houston, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the name, given there's only one IKEA in town.