Forest, forest gump!!

[BIGNASTY]

I thought that Forest lived someplace else, A YOYO HAD!! a mattress and box springs in the back of a half ton. He went around us like we were in reverse.(at LEAST) 80 MPH. I Backed out of it and let three tailgaters follow Forest. Well SURPRISE SURPRISE (no that was Gomer) the mattress & Box springs came flying out of the bed when it broke the JUTE TWINE that was securing it. One car hit it and sent STUFFING everywhere the other two took to the ditch on both sides of the road. We stopped to see if anyone was hurt, Forest was dumbfounded that the twine didn't hold

 

[fest3er]

For some people, the brain stem would've been sufficient.

 

[NIsaacs]

This is what can happen when a pickup runs over one....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDfA8idkUlA

Nick

 

[Pawpaw]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.