Attention: TDR Forum Junkies When does a boy become a man in Iraq?
When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris drinking coffee.
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret-
He is French !
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
Replacements for the French National Anthem:
1. Runaway by Del Shannon
2. Running Scared by Roy Orbison
3. Surrender by Elvis Presley
4. Raise your hands by Bon Jovi...
The last time the French asked for "more proof" it came marching into Paris under a german Flag.
FOR SALE CHEAP:
French Army rifles- never fired and only dropped once !
When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris drinking coffee.
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret-
He is French !
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
Replacements for the French National Anthem:
1. Runaway by Del Shannon
2. Running Scared by Roy Orbison
3. Surrender by Elvis Presley
4. Raise your hands by Bon Jovi...
The last time the French asked for "more proof" it came marching into Paris under a german Flag.
FOR SALE CHEAP:
French Army rifles- never fired and only dropped once !
