Attention: TDR Forum Junkies > 1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you
> > > take time to look
> > > for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking
> > how
> > > nice it is that
> > > wrinkles don't hurt.
> > > >>
> > > 2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It
> > > makes the neighbor's dog
> > > that barks all the time run to the end of his
> > chain
> > > and gag himself.
> > > >>
> > > 3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency
> > > to be vague.
> > > >>
> > > 4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
> > > >>
> > > 5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
> > > weight, because by
> > > then your body and your fat are really good
> > friends.
> > > >>
> > > 6. The easiest way to find something lost around
> > the
> > > house is to
> > > buy a replacement.
> > > >>
> > > 7. He who hesitates is probably right.
> > > >>
> > > 8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
> > > someone in mind
> > > to blame.
> > > >>
> > > 9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so
> > > he can tell when
> > > he's really in trouble.
> > > >>
> > > 10. How long a minute is depends on what side of
> > the
> > > bathroom door
> > > you're on.
> > > >>
> > > 11. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people
> > > happy?
> > > >>
> > > 12. Most of us go to our grave with our music
> > still
> > > inside of us.
> > > >>
> > > 13. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how
> > > come nothing is
> > > free yet?
> > > >>
> > > 14. You may be only one person in the world, but
> > you
> > > may also be
> > > the world to one person.
> > > >>
> > > 15. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make
> > > once.
> > > >>
> > > 16. Don't cry because it's over: smile because it
> > > happened.
> > > >>
> > > 17. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are
> > > sharp, some are
> > > pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and
> > > all are different colors.
> > > But they all have to learn to live in the same
> > box.
> > > >>
> > > 18. Everything should be made as simple as
> > possible,
> > > but no simpler.
> > > >>
> > > 19. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
> > > scenery on a detour.
> > > >>
> > > 20. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even
> > > know you left open.
> > > >>
> > > >>21. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
> > > >>
> > > >>22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even
> > put
> > > it in the food.
> > > >>
> > > >>23. If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
> > > >>
> > > >>24. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
> > > distributed.
> > > >>
> > > 25. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
> > > don't have film.
> > > >>
> > > 26. I know God won't give me more than I can
> > handle.
> > > I just wish He
> > > didn't trust me so much.
> > > >>
> > > 27. You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
> > > You grow old
> > > because you stop laughing.
> > > >>
> > > 28. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
> > > >>
> > > 29. We cannot change the direction of the
> > wind... but
> > > we can adjust
> > > our sails.
> > > >>
> > > 30. If the shoe fits... ... buy it in every color.
> > > >>
> > > 31. Have an awesome day, and know that someone has
> > > thought about
> > > you today!
> > > take time to look
> > > for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking
> > how
> > > nice it is that
> > > wrinkles don't hurt.
> > > >>
> > > 2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It
> > > makes the neighbor's dog
> > > that barks all the time run to the end of his
> > chain
> > > and gag himself.
> > > >>
> > > 3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency
> > > to be vague.
> > > >>
> > > 4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
> > > >>
> > > 5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
> > > weight, because by
> > > then your body and your fat are really good
> > friends.
> > > >>
> > > 6. The easiest way to find something lost around
> > the
> > > house is to
> > > buy a replacement.
> > > >>
> > > 7. He who hesitates is probably right.
> > > >>
> > > 8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
> > > someone in mind
> > > to blame.
> > > >>
> > > 9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so
> > > he can tell when
> > > he's really in trouble.
> > > >>
> > > 10. How long a minute is depends on what side of
> > the
> > > bathroom door
> > > you're on.
> > > >>
> > > 11. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people
> > > happy?
> > > >>
> > > 12. Most of us go to our grave with our music
> > still
> > > inside of us.
> > > >>
> > > 13. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how
> > > come nothing is
> > > free yet?
> > > >>
> > > 14. You may be only one person in the world, but
> > you
> > > may also be
> > > the world to one person.
> > > >>
> > > 15. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make
> > > once.
> > > >>
> > > 16. Don't cry because it's over: smile because it
> > > happened.
> > > >>
> > > 17. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are
> > > sharp, some are
> > > pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and
> > > all are different colors.
> > > But they all have to learn to live in the same
> > box.
> > > >>
> > > 18. Everything should be made as simple as
> > possible,
> > > but no simpler.
> > > >>
> > > 19. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
> > > scenery on a detour.
> > > >>
> > > 20. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even
> > > know you left open.
> > > >>
> > > >>21. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
> > > >>
> > > >>22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even
> > put
> > > it in the food.
> > > >>
> > > >>23. If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
> > > >>
> > > >>24. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
> > > distributed.
> > > >>
> > > 25. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
> > > don't have film.
> > > >>
> > > 26. I know God won't give me more than I can
> > handle.
> > > I just wish He
> > > didn't trust me so much.
> > > >>
> > > 27. You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
> > > You grow old
> > > because you stop laughing.
> > > >>
> > > 28. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
> > > >>
> > > 29. We cannot change the direction of the
> > wind... but
> > > we can adjust
> > > our sails.
> > > >>
> > > 30. If the shoe fits... ... buy it in every color.
> > > >>
> > > 31. Have an awesome day, and know that someone has
> > > thought about
> > > you today!
