2nd Gen Non-Engine/Transmission Fun With Smoke

[IdaH.O.Train]

I don't do it often; however, this afternoon I couldn't resist. Just picked my daughter up and was 2 blocks from home, when this preppy schmuck in a white VW Jetta decided to ride my arnst. Oh yeah, his windows were down too. At the stop sign I decided to send him the "get off my bumper" message, and gave him a little blast of unburnt fuel. He apparently didn't get the message, because he immediately was right back on me. The road had a 15 mph sharp right turn right before my street, so I stayed in 3rd through the curve and hammered it on the other side. I looked in my rearview mirror to see the cloud of smoke and him swerving around it.



It just goes to show you, you can still have fun at slow speeds.

 

[CumminsPower98]

That's great! Smoke is a lot of fun.

 

[Got Smoke?]

If I could only make some!:{

 

[WadePatton]

I'm not real smokey yet

But I can't wait for the opportunity to fumigate a "BOOM BOOM" car.

 

[Got Smoke?]

Re: I'm not real smokey yet

Originally posted by WadePatton

But I can't wait for the opportunity to fumigate a "BOOM BOOM" car.

Now THAT I actually pulled off one day! Oo. :-laf



This adult lady pulled up next to me (well about even with where my bed/cab meet) at a red light one day. She was in this SUV look'n thing with all 4 windows down and all you heard was BOOM BOOM BOOM... ... . BOOM BOOM... ... .



Something caught my attention and it was the cars around her (in front of me, in front of her, and the other side of her) turning around and point at this stupid lady.



So I was like ..... what tha hell? Just start reving it a little then just up and down and up and down and nice clouds of friendly black smoke floated into her window. she was kinda and the cars around us were :-laf



Oh well I'll turn up my AFC screw in a day or two, then when I get a chance I'll move my factory plate forward some.

 

[danandamy]

Got Smoke?

Adjust the afc wheel, get a plate and do Piers' rear lever adjustment, trust me you'll have smoke. I'm waiting for the cops to hunt me down and thow (not mispelled ) me in jail



smokin' dan

 

[Got Smoke?]

Re: Got Smoke?

Originally posted by danandme

"do Piers' rear lever adjustment, trust me you'll have smoke. "



smokin' dan

What is this "rear lever adjustment?"



I've never heard of it?

 

[Animal]

Smoke, go here for adjustment.



http://www.piersdiesel.com/LeverAdj.htm

 

[lawdog]

I got some Punk in a Mousewang GT next to me with his slutty little girlfriend at a light. He had been trying to get around and driving pretty much like a LOSER. Well his little mistake was my fortune. He stopped at the light with his window about right in line with ye old stink pipe Well the light turned green and I flat peddled it and Filled his car with a nice thick black cloud, and I giggled my A-Off as he choked on the fumes... .

 

[98rammer]

mmmmm, smoke (my best homer simpson impression ) it makes people back away!

 

[JGK]

Ya know, before I started getting serious about the BOMB thing, I used to be sorta embarrassed about too much smoke. I mean, I really didn't (and still don't) want to fog innocent people. But there are just some yo-yo’s that deserve it. And with a little judicious use of the peddle, it’s not hard to keep it down. But when they are begging for it, I can’t help it, and I’m glad it’s available "on-tap".



Some kid in a Honda Civic that was needing a paint job had his gauge pod half filled and was sitting next to my exhaust pipe at a light revving his scooter motor. Wing-a, wing-a, wing-a…. I couldn’t help it. Vrooooom. Nice, thick cloud drifted right into his open window. All I heard was his motor revving again, but faster, like a protest. Too bad. The traffic never let him get into position to challenge. Ya call for it, ya get it. (Maybe it was a mating call!)



That, and the "tennis shoe in a dryer" sound behind me just begs for a response. I think I’ll keep my star wheel dialed fully rich.



-Jay

 

[WadePatton]

GAWD

took me a full 24 seconds to figger out "tennis shoe in a dryer"!!!:-laf :-laf :-laf



the time is coming.

 

[WKener]

A few months back, I had a broken hanger on the exhaust pipe, which left the tip pointing slightly upwards, just enough to jet the smoke up into the air...



Anyway, some guy in a flashy Suburban pulls out right in front of me, close enough for me to briefly lock the brakes (and by flashy, I mean wierd paintjob, flashy rims, and yes... the "boom boom" aboomin').



So we are both caught at the light directly after his rudeness, and I get the chance to go wide open from 2nd, simply filling his car with smoke, and hard into 3rd just for good measure. You can bet he was ****** , and he then does a fly-by with his middle finger out the window