Funny Acronyms

[JAK]

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot

First On Recall Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O. J. and Ron's DNA

Found On Russian Dump

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

 

[milehiscott]

MOPAR:

Many oddball parts assembled randemly

 

[Joseph Donnelly]

F'ed Outta Real Dollars

 

[Stroke This 24V]

Chevrolet

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil leaks Every Time



Ford = Dorf

Driver Returns on foot



Chevrolet

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques



STOP

State Trooper Out *******



And did you know that Sex is like math ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the leg and hope you don't multiply

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Same theme, different transportation

Airlines from around the world



Belgium national Airline: SABENA



Such a BL***Y Experience, Never Again



Italian national Airline: ALITALIA



Always Late In Taking off Always Late In Arriving

 

[Texas Diesel]

FIAT = found in a toilet

 

[wcaldwell]

Previously posted - SNAFU - Situation Normal, All "Messed" Up. (Cleaned up - my choice of words - not the editors)



Think about this the next time Dan Blather (sorry, I meant Rather) tells us that "Congress hit a Snafu, today". Gee, he never tells us that Congress is FUBAR (Fouled up Beyond all Repair).

 

[Royk]

A popular one among the guys in my office:



BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!



-Roy

 

[TomGolden]

From my Army days as a missile electronics tech:



In order of uh-oh... ... precedence:



First - SNAFU (Situation Normal, All Fudged Up)

Second - TARFU (Things Are Really Fudged Up)

and lastly - FUBAR (Fudged Up Beyond All Repair)



Oo.



Tom