Funny Photo Caption Contest hope its not too dirty

[MarkF]

My Dad took my young nephews to Parrot Jungle in Miami and the boys got quite an education in Turtle Parking. :--)



Lets see what funny captions Y'all can come up with for this picture.

Dads was "Traffic Jam"



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[nickleinonen]

wide load... can't go around it, so ya gotta go over it

 

[Shovelhead]

"Like a Rock" :-laf

 

[TomGolden]

Waaazzzzzupppppp!!!!!!

 

[Whitmore]

Hey Martha ... ... . raise up a little in the back... ... ... ... my nuts are in the sand again

 

[MarkF]

LMAO, these are good, I like the sand one:-laf :-laf

 

[Jumbo Jet]

I thought you said you were a Cummins!

 

[fest3er]

"Hey! Why doncha learn how to stop?"

"Put a sock in it, hoser. If you weren't goin' so damn slow, I wouldnta
hit you in the first place!"

 

[BCFAST]

"If you can't Dodge it, Ram it!" I cant believe you guys didnt come up with that already!

How about, "Faster, Faster!"

 

[lgibson]

If you can't dodge it, Ram it.



The zoo always has something good going on. My last trip to the Portland zoo had a male bat trying to get physical with a female bat. The female was not happy about it and bent down and bite the male bat right on his, well you know. That male bat screamed and left her alone. Bat girl don't look so appealing any more.

 

[Champane Flight]

This

This is NOT the shell game I had in mind Harold!

 

['956Wheel]

Hold your clutch in and let my push start ya!



Talkin' 'bout shaft!

 

[Proram]

I Give You Ford's better Idea "The power poker"





Proram

 

[Jumbo Jet]

"Way to go Raphael, that only took 30 seconds!!"

 

[Hummin Cummins]

Gettin a little mud for the ol' turtle

 

[csutton7]

how 'bout a little turtle wax baby



slowpoker



shellshocked

 

[BigUgly]

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[MarkF]

TTT

Since people seem to be offended easily I figured I'd give it another try and see if two turtles playing leap frog is offensive.

Any other caption suggestions?

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[TORQUE THIS]

That's one way to get ya out of your damn shell!!!!





Am I not TURTLE enough for your TURTLE club... Turtle... Turtle... Turtle







Armour All...







At least I'm not as fast as that rabbit...

 

[John Berger]

Did you put Amsoil on that before... . uugghh, nope... must be Castrol.