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funny ricer parody.

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Ford dead at 387 miles

Found this on pickuptruck.com. Too funny.



today i was in my maddd tttyyyytteee civic type-r. it is fully modded out wit a 7" exaust and yellow wires under tha hood. it also has mad tyte k-mart rims that were on sale, a carbon fiber shifter and dash kit and some mad tyte japanese lettering i got from this asian dude... it means tundra power, but nobody can read it and it looks cool, so who cares... . and i got some low drag wiper blades. so i pull up to the corvette... the dude was a total posur, i was like yo, and he was like yo?! and so i was like yo... . and then the light turned green and i slammed it, he was close to me at first, but then i pulled away... . he was like o [filtered language] and i was like [filtered language] yea, and he was like damn, and i was like respect the 4 bangers bizzzzattch and he wazs like yo.
 
:-laf ROTFLMAO:-laf



O my god. I need to get me some "low drag wipers" maybe it will shave a second of my 1/4 mile time. K-far special rims. Wow that was funny.
 
Smoked out

Why does this not happen to me?????:confused: Every time one of them 4Cly head banger ( u know with the droopy lights and the HIGH back wing and that 5" tail pipe) ( I only have a 4") gets next to me at a light the only thing I accomplish is clouding out the cockpit and then it is over. Could be all that smoke is really scary. OverFueled
 
That post was just way to funny, I had no idea "yo" had so many meanings. I guess from now on I know when some young kids yells out "yo" its time to slam off some gears. :eek:
 
Wait until Toolman Tim Taylor gets this thread, he is fluent in "punk bizzaaatch" and can translate for you. :-laf :-laf :-laf



I think he learned it while working in the wrong part of town or something... ... .
 
This dude's car...

I think I have a picture of this dudes car (yo). Somebody learn me ;) how to post a picture. Can't I just upload it from my harddrive?



Or maybe I can email it to someone to post it for me. You gotta see this car...



- JyRO
 
When you do a reply, at the bottom, below "show signature, click browse, then find your pic on your hard drive. Make sure the pic is J-peg and less than 32K to post it.



you can also upload the pic to readers rigs and then using a code



<*img*src=*(URL)/*src*img> <-----dont put in the *'s. I had to to show here. there is a space between the IMG and SRC. The URL is the - under properties of the pic once you upload it to readers rigs, right click then left click properties then highlight and copy the URL in the window. then paste where I showed you in the code.
 
I just didn't notice...

The "attach file" at the bottom, that's what I was looking for. Here's that dudes car yo!
 
Can anybody else see my image?

Or is it just me? I'm going to shrink it down a bit more. It's already under 32k and 400X400. But I'm making it a bit smaller yet.
 
ROFLMAO



Looks like he has been surfing in home depot for the pressure treated wood.



I know why he beat the vette. The vette pulled over for safety reasons. The drive was laughing so hard he knew he couldn't controll his car properly.



This made my day.



ROFLMAO
 
TxDieselKid



Your right. It is a shame.



We have a kid in the town to the west of me with a car like that. his wing isn't as high. I asked him one time why he put all that on top of his trunk lid. It would have been cheaper to fix the lock than add all that to hold the trunk lid closed. :rolleyes:
 
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