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A Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," saysthe genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " With a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF', the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. " Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. " The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable. "
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water. "
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," saysthe genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " With a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF', the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. " Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. " The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable. "
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water. "
