General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags

[illflem]

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[ToolManTimTaylor]

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I AM IN PAIN LAUGHING... ... ... ... ... . I GOTTA GO! #ad


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[HEMI®Dart]

LOL #ad
I'm dying too.

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[illflem]

Here's some text that goes with GM's announcement;

"Auto accidents have never been so exciting," said GM vice-president of marketing Roger Jenkins, who expects the contest to boost 2001 sales significantly. "When you play the new GM Instant Win Airbag Game, your next collision could mean a trip for two to the next Super Bowl. Or a year's worth of free Mobil gasoline. "

"It's really addictive," said Sacramento, CA, resident Marjorie Kamp, speaking from her hospital bed, where she is listed in critical condition with severe brain hemorrhaging and a punctured right lung. "I've already crashed four cars trying to win those Super Bowl tickets, but I still haven't won. I swear, I'm going to win those tickets--even if it kills me!"
Kamp said that as soon as she is well enough, she plans to buy a new Pontiac Bonneville and drive it into a tree.

"As soon as my car started to skid out of control, I thought to myself, 'Oh, boy, this could be it--I could be a big winner!'" said Cincinnati's Martin Frelks, who lost his legs but won $50 Sunday when the Buick LeSabre he was driving hit an oil slick at 60 mph and slammed into an oncoming truck. "When the car stopped rolling down the embankment, I knew I was hurt, but all I could think about was getting the blood and glass out of my eyes so I could read that airbag!"

 

['956Wheel]

WHAT, is this for real! I'm not buying any more lottery tickets, this sounds like a sure bet!

Mike

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[Sled Puller]

Ah tell you what, we Americans can not be beat in the bad humor department!

 

[illflem]

Yeah Pete,it was from '97. See how fast time goes when you're having fun?

 

[pcorssmit]

Originally posted by illflem:
... it was from '97...

Geez, and I thought I had a hard time throwing stuff out. #ad


Pete

 

[illflem]

Pete,it was from their archives. I never touched a computer till 2000 when my daughter asked me if I could figure out what was wrong with her's. I never got off it and ended having to buy my own.

 

[pcorssmit]

Hey Bill, did you copy that out of the Onion? Seems I read that a few months back.

Pete