Geography of a man and woman

[Koa Man]

The Geography of a Woman



Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is

half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around

the fertile deltas.



Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely

discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries

with cash or cars.



Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,

relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.



Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may

have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and

desirable place to visit.



Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the

war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now

necessary.



Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,

quiet and the borders are practically unparallel but the frigid climate

keeps

people away.



Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a

glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.



After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is,

but no one wants to go there.



The Geography of a Man



Between the ages of 18 - 70 a man is like Cuba - ruled by a dick.

 

[nickleinonen]

:-laf



where'd ya pull that from... ?

 

[Briar Hopper]

ROFLMFAO :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Pit Bull]

Damn, the wife is going to be 50 next year

 

[Ladders]

OK, try this.....

"The Positive Side of life"



Living on Earth is expensive,

but it does include a free trip

around the sun every year.



How long a minute is

depends on what side of the

bathroom door you're on.



Birthdays are good for you;

the more you have,

the longer you live.



Happiness comes through doors you

didn't even know you left open.



Ever notice that the people who are late

are often much jollier

than the people who have to wait for them?



Most of us go to our grave

with our music still inside of us.



If Walmart is lowering prices every day,

how come nothing is free yet?



You may be only one person in the world,

but you may also be the world to one person.



Some mistakes are too much fun

to only make once.



Don't cry because it's over;

smile because it happened.



We could learn a lot from crayons:

some are sharp, some are pretty,

some are dull, some have weird names,

and all are different colors... . but

they all exist very nicely in the same box.



A truly happy person is one who

can enjoy the scenery on a detour.



Have an awesome day, and

know that someone

who thinks you're great

has thought about you today!. .







SOTSU!!

\\BF//