Girl Scouts a.k.a. Drug Pushers

[Diesel Freak]

Am I the only one that seems to become hopelessly addicted to Girl Scout Cookies... especially the Chocolate Mint Flavor?



They should put a warning on these things stating that they are highly addictive!



What is even worse is when you go grocery shopping and the little 6 year old Brownie looks up at you with her big brown puppydog eyes and asks you if you would like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies... how can you say no to that!



It is utterly hopeless for the american public to "Just Say No" to the cute little brown eyed Pushers and their Crack Cookies!

 

[Champane Flight]

Ours

Our little cookie pushers used to come around every year. There must have been a crackdown, I haven't seen one in a couple of years. Kinda miss em.

 

[csevers]

It is worse when the little crack pushers get there parents to push there stuff at work. You can't get a way from them they are everywhere.



Craig

 

[Camara]

I find myself addicted too. My son is a boy scout. Both Boy and Girl Scouts have events together. That makes a good opportunity for the "pushers" to score on the Boy Scout parents. When the mint cookie box is empty I put a straw in the box and make sure I get all the residue in the corners.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

DAMN, just got done eating a box of mint cookies, now I need a gallon of milk to wash it all down



Every year, they seem to get smaller and a few less in each box



Has anyone tried the white macadamia cookies, no one else in the house did

 

[klenger]

The cookies sell for about $3. 50 a box. I wonder if I gave them $5. 00 if I wouldn't have to take the cookies. Eveyone buys them, and takes them to work because they don't want them around the house. Problem is, ... everyone at work has them on their desk so you still eat them.

 

[BNH4221]

Hey C. F. ,



The powers that be at Girl Scouts decided that it was too dangerous sending the young kids door to door what with all the kidnapping and other unsavory acts happening.

So, now they are emphasizing the sales in front of stores, at your place of business and other safer ways.

Kinda scary when "administration" types make a smart move ain't it??





Steve

 

[TowPro]

My Daughter sells them. We are not allowed to let her go door to door after some weard-o killed a boyscout somewhere a year or 2 ago.



So now we have to schedule "booths" at the local convenience stores. This can be a problem because there is always someone that will "*****" to the store owner because they were bothered by the girls asking "do you want to buy some cookies". (those folks also need to get a life).



Another answer is to have the parents take them to work. I can't where I work. My wifes work has a policy "no selling stuff at work", so she used to just take them and sit the box on her desk, if somebody wanted some they would "ask" my wife. (this was not considered selling). Then somebody else brought some stuff in, and started walking office to office selling it, now my wife is not allowed to take cookies to work this year



Last year Paige sold 200 boxes, this year she only sold 50.



Remember by buying them you are supporting something good for the kids, not sure how much they get out of each box, but its something, and Paige sure loves Girl Scouts!

 

[illflem]

Originally posted by Camara

When the mint cookie box is empty I put a straw in the box and make sure I get all the residue in the corners.

Do you snort or chew?

 

[esommer2500]

They are even better out of the freezerOo. Don't ask me how I know.



Eric

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Originally posted by illflem

Do you snort or chew?

:-laf

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Gee I am a DRUGLORD HA HA HAAA HHAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAA *Ahem* Sorry I have 30 CASES in my hallway (Hawley lane here we come)

 

[Champane Flight]

Bodyguard?

Steve, I would hire out to be a bodyguard for any girlscout wanting to go door to door. Would work for cookies?Oo.

 

[BNH4221]

C. F. Says:

"I would hire out to be a bodyguard for any girlscout wanting to go door to door".



Wouldn't that be letting the inmates guard the asylum?



If the neighborhood kids don't stop pushing the thin mints on me I might have to upgrade to a 3500 with the helper springs for my fat a#$.





Steve 98 QC 12V 4x4

see it in the classifieds

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

Originally posted by esommer2500

They are even better out of the freezerOo. Don't ask me how I know.



Eric

All right!!! another freezer-man.



Now I dont have to feel like a Lone Ranger...



BTW... . U get a longer "high" when they are frozen. Oo.

 

[esommer2500]

BTW... . U get a longer "high" when they are frozen.

I think this has to do with them being harder to pick out of your teeth when they are froze, thereby lenghtening the 'high' sensation. Also, consumption rates sometimes have to be slowed down in order to keep from getting a brainfreeze, though this rarely works on slowing down the dedicated junkie.

 

[me4osu]

Its a dam good thing they don't sell the peanut butter patties anymore. I would have bought a pallet load of 'em from my daughter.