God this E~Mail stuff has to stop (Got a winner here E~Mail Watch List! !)

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Stacks to die for, (or because of)

Where To Get Ephedra Closed/Moved - Explanation

A friend of mine who owns his own business has had several calls from people using the hearing impaired relay service trying to order several hundred dollars worth of merchandise. They wanted it shipped to Nigeria, and even provided a credit card number (via email - big tip off there!). He called into the company he uses to process credit cards and asked them about it - they laughed and said it is fraud. It was a valid credit card too, makes you wonder how in the hell these people get your card #s... ... He has had them call back several more times.

People that try to pull scams like this make me want to go whoop some A!!
 
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Subj: PARTNERSHIP

Date: 7/4/2004 7:00:10 AM Eastern Daylight Time

From: moko14@interfree. it

To: moko14@interfree. it

Reply-To: -- email address removed --

Sent from the Internet (Details)











Mr. Edward Moko

18 Independence Close,

Johannesburg,

South Africa.







Dear sir/Madam







We want to transfer to overseas the sum of Forty Four Point Two Million United States Dollars (U. S. $44. 2,000,000. 00) from a bank in Africa.



I want to ask you to kindly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new bank account immediately to receive this money,though an empty bank account could serve this purpose as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in time to come.





I am Mr. Edward Moko. the external auditor of a Bank. During the course of our auditing,I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1995 and since 1998 nobody has operated on this account gain. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the account died without a "Heir apparent to the throne" hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account who is Mr. Eshed. B. Willey, a foreigner and an industrialist died, since 1995,until now no other person(s) knows about this account or could give any documentary evidence concerning this account. As such this account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Eshed. B. Willey until his death was the manager Oriental Diamond Company,in South Africa. However, if you are interested in this business we will start the first money transfer with Fourteen Point Two Million U. S. Dollars(U. S. $14. 2,000,000. 00) upon successful transaction without any disappointment from you. We shall also re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account. While the total amount involved is Forty Four Point Two Million United States Dollars (U. S. $44. 2,000,000. 00)only. I would want us to make a first transfer of [Fourteen Point Two Million United States Dollar. U. S. $14. 2,000,000. 00)from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad before the rest. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local account, without valid international foreign "Agreement", but could only be approved to any foreigner with valid international credentials: passport or drivers license and foreign account because this sum is in U. S. dollars and the former owner of the account Mr. Eshed. B. Willey is a foreigner too, thus the money could only be approved into a foreign account. However, knowing all this, we will reach a binding agreement in this regards.





As a matter of urgency,I will inform you the next step to take, while you Send your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit. I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and to sign a binding agreement that will bind us together before transferring the money to any account of your choice where the fund will be safe. Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and investments,I need your full co-operation to make this business a success, because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you,upon your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with the instructions of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business. I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down. With my influence and the position in the bank we can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable account which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing. And to build confidence that you can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days ahead of the money going into the account. I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act as directed. To prove the authenticity of the business I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries, foreign exchange departments, embassy and Board of Internal Revenue Services. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during this process.







I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.







Respectfully







Mr. Edward Moko.





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I got this one in my emial this morning. The link is to an IP address with no URL, and has been shut down.



Dear U. S. Bank valued customer,



Due to concerns, for the safety and integrity of the online

banking community we have issued this warning message.



It has come to our attention that your account information needs

to be updated due to inactive customers, fraud and spoof reports.

If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and renew

your records you will not run into any future problems with the online service.

However, failure to update your records may result in your account suspension.

This notification expires on August 10, 2004.



Once you have updated your account records your internet banking

service will not be interrupted and will continue as normal.



Please follow the link below and renew your account information.





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Next one off these I get, I am going to tell them I would love to help them but I have no bank account. If they would send me $500, I could open one...
 
Not quite the same but I think it fits here.

I have gotten quite a few nusiance email over the last few years and finally got one I can groove on. A buddy of mine got it and forwarded it to me. I think you will get a chuckle. And by the way, I cleaned it up quite a bit.



James





Hello, my name is ***** and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50

billion freaking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe

that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in (insert your favorite state) with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.



Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone

to whom you send "his" email, $1000?



How stupid are you?



"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get

laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"



What a bunch of ********



Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and

sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started

by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the

Mayflower.



Screw 'em.



If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly

amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and

this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel

from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.



I don't freaking care.



Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually

contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own

unpopularity.



The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave

you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's

FUNNY, send it on.



Don't **** people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana

with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years

and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll supossedly receive if you forward this email.



Now forward this to everyone you know.



Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will

consume your genitals.



Have a nice day.



P. S. You really gullible farts send me 15 bucks !!!
 
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