Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife
decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors,
and takes out her
book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she
replies (think
ing, "Isn't it obvious?!").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm
sorry,Officer,
but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. "
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
you
have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said... and quickly left.
decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife
decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors,
and takes out her
book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she
replies (think
ing, "Isn't it obvious?!").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm
sorry,Officer,
but I'm not fishing, I'm reading. "
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. "
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
you
have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. "
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said... and quickly left.
