Got Gas? Too Funny!

[Elite1]

Got Gas? They will tax it! LOLOL!!!



http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/06/19/newzealand.gastax/

 

[Morphious]

Careful or they will install fart 0 meters on all of us and charge us a per ccfm rate for all excess gas..... some would definately be in trouble.



Morph.

 

[Elite1]

I'm waiting for the day they put a meter on my wifes... ummmm, you know what, and tax me every time we have sex!

 

[lschultz]

Fart-Gas-Fart-Gas-Fart-Gas

Those words caught my eye I just wonder how much methane emissions I put out in a year. I remember back several years ago when I was in for surgery for diaghramic hernia(another after effect of the wreck I was in)and the surgery was just starting his incision in my back:--) and I cut a good one. Course I was out and did not have any control of my innards. When the surgeon came in after I woke up and was smiling I ask him why he was laughing and he told me what I did

I have noticed this. When your young and going with a female the ones I was around did not fart. But when you marry one and as the years go by things change. Have they no morals?I kinda got off the subject a little but I had not seen that word fart in a while and it just does something to me.

 

[bmoeller]

QUOTE-The money raised -- estimated at NZ$8. 4 million ($4. 9 million) a year -- will be used to fund the Agriculture Emissions Research body. -QUOTE



Just so they can screw us some more. Wish we could get rid of all of the "green wienies" and their funding, including all government funding, whether it be from ours or any other nation.

 

[Boomer II]

If we did that in Washington DC we could abolish the income tax.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Straight6Jeff and I had better start looking at weekend jobs to pay for this new taxation... . :-laf



Matt - fartist for life

 

[Shrimpy]

I feel a deficit in my stomach... ... .....

 

[Whitmore]

Re: Fart-Gas-Fart-Gas-Fart-Gas

Originally posted by lschultz

Those words caught my eye I just wonder how much methane emissions I put out in a year. I remember back several years ago when I was in for surgery for diaghramic hernia(another after effect of the wreck I was in)and the surgery was just starting his incision in my back:--) and I cut a good one. Course I was out and did not have any control of my innards. When the surgeon came in after I woke up and was smiling I ask him why he was laughing and he told me what I did

I have noticed this. When your young and going with a female the ones I was around did not fart. But when you marry one and as the years go by things change. Have they no morals?I kinda got off the subject a little but I had not seen that word fart in a while and it just does something to me.

Larry maybe we need to hook you up to a JT valve and a pipeline and go into business helping heat America Just keep bringing you buritos and tacos maybe some pickeled eggs, only problem is max alowable hydrogen sulfide content is 4 ppm so we may have to install a small amine plant to clean it up before sales



Cheers, Kevin