granddad stories?

[dseabaugh]

Yep, and stories about how we had to walk eight miles to school each way even when the snow was so deep we could walk over the fences and it was up hill both ways.

 

[DarrellB]

Got one

My granddad told me this story about a year before he passed away.



He said when they were younger they would take the old Ford truck and go driving around with about 3 other buddies and steal people's outhouses, and then burn them in the middle of the intersection of town. Man I got in trouble just for spinning dounuts in the school parking lot, and here he is stealing outhouses. He said one night when he was driving they went to back up to this old farmers outhouse to tip it over and take it. But the old guy was onto the boys and that night he moved the outhouse about 4' back off the hole. So when the 2 other guys jumped out of the truck bed they went straight down into the PooHole. :--) Granddad said the old farmer was standing in the door of the farmhouse laughing is a$$ off. How would you like to explain that one to mom and dad when you got home with Poo all over yourself.



Darrell

 

[WDaniels]

This story wasn't my granddads but he was old enough to be mine. Anyway, he had a motor home and some kids were stealing gas out of it and were getting a bunch. It happened 3 times and he decided to do something about it. One day he brought it to my house with enough hose to switch the gas hose to the black water holding tank. After he was done, he took it home and parked it. Next morning lo and behold, there were 3 gas cans, a rubber 5/8 tube sticking out of the now modified gas fill up and a bunch of puke all around. He never lost another drop of gas.