Competition Great famous lines.

[JasonCzerak]

Don't think there is a tread here with just plain funny, smart donkey, creative, make you think for a moment, perfect sayings one may say.



Well, I had a good one last night. We were parking in "ricer land". There were at least 20 honda civics in a row in the area I was in. Talking a little general car talk and some ricer kid says something about how he dyno'ed 120 hp. I chuckled "120? heh, I have more torque then half the cars in the parking lot combined. " He's like, yeah, right. So I respond with my latest dyno sheet that's typically in my center console. Silenced them kids right up.

 

[RAMICATOR]

did the same thing in highschool , a buddy has a gto we park a a local mcdonalds my buddy starts talking to this guy and asked him what kink a motor it had, the guy said a 2. 5 with a filter and fart can mufler all proud of it, we laughed at him and my buddy goes " i have mor displacement and hp in one bank on my motor than your rice box" he shut up, then his friends laughed at him

 

[johncameron]

I always respond "I've got more torque at idle than you have at WOT. "



Then the dyno graph comes out... ... .

 

[JFlagg]

Or my favorite... . "My lugnuts require more torque than your whole motor can produce".

 

[MartyK]

I told a guy at work that had a Samari, I have more torque in my starter than your whole motor has. He didn't appreciate that.

 

[6BT-Dakota]

I told a guy at work that had a Samari, I have more torque in my starter than your whole motor has. He didn't appreciate that.

Lets not tease the Samurai tooo much for a few reasons:



First: You can convert them to a diesel: ACME ADAPTERS - Store: Engine Kits



Second: They are kind of a cool SUV



Third: They can go over just about anything on or off-road in a stock configuration.

 

[JasonCzerak]

A movie quote

Yeah, not a car/truck related one... But...





"That's a negative ghost rider, the pattern is full".

 

[getblown5.9]

I put more psi into my cylinders than you put in your tires!

Or to put it into perspective... if I only used 2 out of the 6 cylinders my truck has, I would still have more displacement than your 1. 6L or 1. 8L honda (1. 97L), and I would still make 190hp/352tq which is only a pipe dream for that turd pincher.

 

[JasonCzerak]

Ohh, while back in Michigan my buddy hanging out the window after a highway run with a 99 rather modded corbra stang.



"How does it fell to run doors with a 7500# truck and 4 people deep at 120mph?"