Great Truths About Life

[Doc Tinker]

Great Truths About Life



1. Families are like fudge... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.



2. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.



3. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.



4. If you remain calm, you didn't know all the facts.



5. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's acorn that held its ground.



6. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.



7. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day , some one in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.



8. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will live forever.

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

HOW about:



There IS NO real "purpose" to life - WE are as much an accident as a dandelion, and about as useless and likely to be "immortal"...



So live it up, do what feels good - but remember frequently what goes around DOES come around - so be reasonably mindful of others and THEIR "right" to also "feel good"... If you DON'T do it today, the chance may be gone FOREVER - this ISN'T a "practice life", when it's over, it's OOOOOVERRRrrr.....



There, THAT oughta get things moving...



PS, almost forgot one:



We're ALREADY dead, and THIS is HeII...



There... . done now...

 

[rich m]

ohh, noooooo!

If this is He11, then, that means Doc T is actually... . (do the Saturday Night Live echo thing here)..... SATAN!!!!







who else would have thought of:

7. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day , some one in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring