guy jumped on my truck last night

[drasko]

well as i was leaving the bar last night... . (sober on my 22 birthday mind you not)... . some dumbsh!t hippie(pardon the name) decided to hop on my passenger dually fender... .

first, must i remind you i work for the railroad but my side job on the weekends is bein a bouncer(short fuse)

second, i am at a bar that i frequent and fill in at when they are short guys... the owner was lettin me drink for free last night... so i have many friends there...

so as soon as i notice this guy, the truck goes into parking brake and 6 speed into neutral... . doors open music blarin and runnin in the middle of the street... . i chase the guy and get him all wrapped up like a christmas gift... i am yellin like a crazed maniac when all of my fellow bouncers and good friends come outside... .

score...

TRUCK- no dents or scratches

ME- no dents or scratches

Hippy- nose not too straight

loss of blood

Hippys buddy that tried to get in on it- ran like a girl to the taxi when i went after hi



Dont the rich little preps in kansas city understand not to mess with a hick????

i guess not but i proved a point this time

dont mess with a country boys truck!!!!!

 

[strokerschmoker]

Im glad to hear someone actually got what they should have for shear stupidity. With all the horror stories about vandalism of people trucks and they never find out who did it, im happy to hear about one with a good ending

 

[DieselTweaker]

some people have no respect at all,,, I dont blame you one bit,,,, But I belive i would have taken off just to see how long the hippie could hang on.

 

[bmoeller]

Dont the rich little preps in kansas city understand not to mess with a hick????

i guess not but i proved a point this time

dont mess with a country boys truck!!!!!

As one of my t-shirts says, "Before you mess with my truck, flag, or woman, let me oil my gun. "



Good job.

But I belive i would have taken off just to see how long the hippie could hang on.

I may too.



It's fun to watch how fast you can go, before some bug or fly hanging on, gets blown off.

 

[drasko]

for a second i thought about runnin him into a wall..... then i figured my truck is 5 weeks old... . he needed the ***** beat out of him. oh well...

 

[WyattEarp]

I agree messing with a fella's truck is as bad as messing with one's family, he got his just rewards for that one, he is luck he only ended up with a crooked nose LOL... . :-laf

Around here thats like a man signing his death warrant, as another member said before you start messing with my woman, truck or flag its best to know if the person is packing whether it be a gun or baseball bat LOL... I keep a aluminum bat under the back seat for such occasions. :-laf

 

[Forrest Nearing]

he just ran up and jumped on your fender?? what was that supposed to accomplish?

 

[drasko]

yeah i was backin from the side to the front of the building and just as i was about stopped and get the 6 speed into 2nd and start rollin i noticed him in my rearview mirror( i was lookin at girls or that was the purpose and to lay some sound and smoke down as i left). i then put on the p brake and went off to work... dont know what the point was but probably tryin to showoff to his buddies who wouldnt back him up when the crazy redneck got out... at 6'3" 240... . im not that small and was very very ******... ... bad night for him...

well guys ill talk to yall next weekend cause i have to head out of town for work on the railroad again... talk to yall next weekend. . keep posting so i have somethin to read when i get home... .

 

[abdiver]

Got plenty more of them here

well as i was leaving the bar last night... . (sober on my 22 birthday mind you not)... . some dumbsh!t hippie(pardon the name) decided to hop on my passenger dually fender... .

first, must i remind you i work for the railroad but my side job on the weekends is bein a bouncer(short fuse)

second, i am at a bar that i frequent and fill in at when they are short guys... the owner was lettin me drink for free last night... so i have many friends there...

so as soon as i notice this guy, the truck goes into parking brake and 6 speed into neutral... . doors open music blarin and runnin in the middle of the street... . i chase the guy and get him all wrapped up like a christmas gift... i am yellin like a crazed maniac when all of my fellow bouncers and good friends come outside... .

score...

TRUCK- no dents or scratches

ME- no dents or scratches

Hippy- nose not too straight

loss of blood

Hippys buddy that tried to get in on it- ran like a girl to the taxi when i went after hi



Dont the rich little preps in kansas city understand not to mess with a hick????

i guess not but i proved a point this time

dont mess with a country boys truck!!!!!

drasko, Got plenty more of them here Anytime you want to come out and play I will provide the beer. Our little town population 300 (in the early 70s) when we were discovered by lots of New York rich kids their rich parents sent them out to Calif. as to not embarrass them Now they are still here and I am way out numbered and I am almost 60, But I sure gave them hell back in the 70's. Them hippies got no manners.

 

[drasko]

i really dislike hippies and treehuggersa... ... sink the greenpeace boats!!! j/k

 

[2broke2smoke]

ALLRIGHT!



sounds like my kinda evening ...



i don't drink anymore ... too old



but i'll be your DD any time ...



and @ 6'2" 275 (gettin' old and wide in the middle)



i'll hold onto his buddies for you and throw you one at a time as you finish up with the last ...

 

[jwilliams3]

Shoulda just ran him over.