Happy B-Day Illflem

[Shovelhead]

Happy Birthday Bill (Illflem)

Appearently born before records were kept.

No one know how old he really is... ... ..... perhaps Carbon Dating would help :-laf

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Happy Birthday illflem

 

[willyslover]

"perhaps Carbon Dating would help ". . Oo.



Happy B day Bill

 

[KL]

Have a Happy Birthday Illflem. KL

 

[TPCDrafting]

Happy birthday Grissom

 

[Doc Tinker]

What's with all these old fart birthdays?



Happy birthday illflem



Doc

 

[Leon R]

Have a good one Bill

 

[illflem]

Thanks guys.

Guess I must be getting old, went to check and see if it was time to renew my driver's license. I was too late, it expired in 1962

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

#ad

 

[Boomer II]

congratulations on your successful trip around the sun.

 

[LSMITH]

Happy B-Day Bill, LOL@expired in 62... ... .....

 

[Gray Ghost]

Probably need to get your glasses checked.

That was 1862 and it was for horse and buggy.

 

[moparguy]

Wait a minute.

I'm fairly sure Bill and I were hatched at about the same time (me 8/19/51) and I'm not that old. Unless you ask one of my son's.



Happy B-Day, Bill



Ronnie

 

[Doc Tinker]

I popped out in '51 too. For some reason, I like to think illflem happened quite a spell before then. I'm really begin to feel old when I end up working along side youngsters who are younger than my kids.



Doc

 

[TPCDrafting]

Older than dirt quiz:

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones

you

>were told about! Ratings at the bottom.

>

>1. Blackjack chewing gum

>2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

>3. Candy cigarettes

>4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

>5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

>6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

>7. Party lines

>8. Newsreels before the movie

>9. P. F. Flyers

>10. Butch wax

>11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)

>12. Peashooters

>13. Howdy Doody

>14. 45 RPM records

>15. S&H Green Stamps

>16. Hi-fi's

>17. Metal ice trays with lever

>18. Mimeograph paper

>19. Blue flashbulb

>20. Packards

>21. Roller skate keys

>22. Cork popguns

>23. Drive-ins

>24. Studebakers

>25. Wash tub wringers

>

>If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young

>If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older

>If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,

>If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

 

[Champane Flight]

Happy one

Remember "your only as old as you feel" , Oh now I know where alll this pain is coming from.

 

[R-N-R]

Happy Birthday Bill!!!!!

 

[illflem]

You mean to say they don't have all that stuff still? I have a story about every one of them.



My first experience with money.

I was about five years old when dad gave me a dime for six hours of hard labor. I was so excited I jumped on my bike to cruise town looking for a place to spend it. Finally decided on the Coke machine, put my dime in and it instantly came out the coin return and into the bottle cap dump. Man was I bummed, been a tightwad ever since.



Anybody remember Gorgeous George and Coco Brazil the wrestlers?

My buddy and I went to one of their matches and sat in the second row with pea shooters, whenever Gorgeous George wasn't looking we'd nail him. Man was he getting POed, think our peas hurt more than that phony wrestling.



The wringer washer story is pretty gory.



BTW, I'm a '47 model.

 

[willyslover]

Youngster ... I'm Feb.